What would you rather do?

[gills]

Gaz and Gils, us maniacal genius' think alike.

I would body surf the perfect wave with me broken board as a boogie board.

Then after paddling back out, I would find the guy stole my board, follow hime to shore, kill him, look at Redliner funny, then drop acid with my mom.

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

I'd drop acid then body surf your mom,
nothing better than a slice of fried old

Together, you two get the derail of the year award.

[Sparky]

Can we choose both of the above?

Perfect wave, crappy wave, it is all good so long as I am in the water enjoying myself. Some days the crappy wave is actually better then the perfect wave. When it is crappy, I do not have to worry about all the rest of you soul surfers paddling out because your all wave snobs. If the waves were perfect not only would you all be out in the lineup but so would all the rest of the beginners/kooks which makes for a very crowded and dangerous session. I would rather have a nice head high to head plus a foot or two that has a few gems tossed in here and there. Keeps the beginners out of my way. Nothing sucks more then being on a perfect wave and being dropped in on time after time, then having to kick off to avoid a collision.