Introduce Yourself Here

[stinky]

xxx

[Friend Of The Hawk]

Wood eye!!

[buoyhead]

Is that Annie's Tavern ?

[charliedontsurf]

Did I meet you in Nam?

doc

Yep, I was the one shooting at you...

[Betty]

What did you expect posting your @ss here, it's nice to look at though. Would be better with a bikini or a neoprene suit on bending over the table.

I've been posting my @ss here for 7 years. It's osp tradition. We've seen Smidgy sh!t a pumpkin, hairy stiffler wearing nothing but an acoustic guitar and nmm nipping out. It's what we do.

What did I expect? A laugh from the oldies about old times....and some kooker like you to perve out is a given.

[Betty]

Is that Annie's Tavern ?

J&M Seattle, if it was Annies wouldn't I be naked with a fat hairy clam hanging between my thighs??

[stinky]

xxx

[Hump]

Brings back memories of the time I attempted to snow-swim from my place down to the point without my wetsuit.
That was the last time I ever ate a hairy clam.




Take care.

[McDing]

Hey Hump! Glad to see you can still get down. Those snorkles will save a guys a$$.

[McDing]

Betty- Honestly doll; It's been pretty damned boring around here when you're not posting. Glad to help out with your reliving history etc. When you hit that hump (no pun intended) in life and it's over(and down) the hill from there. Gravity takes over.

[Tex]

The last few posts on this section made me realize what a rook I am on this forum. I have zero idea about half the shite you old timers have been up to over the years. That pic by Hump was probably the funniest I have seen on the OSP. Which makes me think that McDing is right, Betty, you take the OSP to a whole notha level. Thanks for the entertainment.

[Betty]

No I don't.

[Betty]

Here's the new improved Miss Betty. I don't smoke camel wides anymore, I only drink whisky on special occasions, I rarely say fag, homo or fuk anymore. I rarely toke, now I have to eat my weed because my breather is broken. I'm not funny anymore. I'm not a cool. I don't weld under water anymore. I alwayse fuk the same person, whoring days are gone forever.... Im a boring old house wife. And I love it.

It's hard to come on here and say anything funny, witty, rude or repulsive when I'm not drunk, high and freshly fukked sideways.

[Betty]

Betty- Honestly doll; It's been pretty damned boring around here when you're not posting. Glad to help out with your reliving history etc. When you hit that hump (no pun intended) in life and it's over(and down) the hill from there. Gravity takes over.

Trust me i am like good wine, I get hotter with age.

[Doc]

Drunk posts are some of my best work.

Doc