Introduce Yourself Here

[holddown]

Out of respect, I decided to not use "whoring days are gone forever" as my new signature.

[Tex]

W.T.fuk, is this placing turning into FBook? Anyone else been to prom lately and want to post a pic?

[Betty]

USMC birthday ball, have some respect.

Anyone else been to the straits lately and want to name some spots?

[Betty]

Out of respect, I decided to not use "whoring days are gone forever" as my new signature.

I didn't earn that respect, obviously.

[Tex]

What does the USMC Birthday Ball have to do with surfing? Some of my best friends are Marines, I have nothing but respect for them. You posting pics at a ball has nothing to do with surfing, seems more like a facebook post to me.

[Tex]

Regarding spots at the Strait, I named a spot that is about as popular as SS in OR. Get over it.

[Critter]

Wow even managed to get Tex all spun up sorta feels like the good old days! Betty your HOT... I can think of several ways to tie you to a chair with that shimmering red excuse of a dress your OWNING! But alas your Whoring days are KAPUT!

[SooLoo]

I would rather read/look at bettys posts than read about your ne Portland kook brigade any day tex

[Betty]

What does the USMC Birthday Ball have to do with surfing? Some of my best friends are Marines, I have nothing but respect for them. You posting pics at a ball has nothing to do with surfing, seems more like a facebook post to me.

The respect was sarcasm. As for the picture its a little odd how emotional your getting over it. I don't have Facebook so I cant see the similarities, I apologize for offending you. I guess since its the introduction thread and I havent surfed since october for medical reasons it never occurred to me how offensive a picture not related to surfing could actually be. Since I dont post here as much as I used to and you clearly hover over this forum hour after hour with your interesting and informative surf related posts, I guess I didn't realize you are the new OSP local. Sorry to have kooked out your turf.

Maybe its a good time to bring you in on a little secret. I am in fact not a woman at all. That picture is a sham, not me. All the oldies will confirm this for you. I also post under the handle rvsurfdog and once brawled with wilbur kookmeyer when he discovered my true sex.

Let me know if you would like your @ss beat by the betty and you to can go down in Oregon surf history as well.

[Friend Of The Hawk]

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[Gazsurf]

This place got hot all of a sudden? Who the fark knew there was any life in this corpse? Pissed off coasties and an on fire Bets pulling a GIJane on the board. Any more posts like this and we can leave the ICU and pull this bugger off of the life support machines.

[Hump]

This place could be in the Strait but I'll be darned if I can remember the name of it.


Take care.





Photo by D. Smuntan

[nm]

W.T.fuk...Anyone else been to prom lately and want to post a pic?

My prom....



Betty totally ripped off my dress.

[McDing]

Betty Baby; You're tearin' me up. The thought of you possibly being a guy in drag alters my reality. Give me my old Harley chain. I just don't know who to take it to first.

[Tex]

Wow...pitch the Betty half an ounce of shite and she/he will let everyone in on his/her secret =)

THEN she/he will assume I care what sex he/she really is and make @ss kicking threats over the internet.

Betty, I could care less what you are, I have always thought your posts were great but I have never beleived an ounce of anything you have ever said. Especially the line about you kicking Wilburs @ss, that was pure comedy.