Introduce Yourself Here

[McDing]

Hey Betty! Ever pee on a taliban?

[holddown]

I am BubbleAss, a valley kook who has has been surfing these waters for about half as long as most of those I share the lineup with...

Hey, I think I saw you and your posse paddle out this morning. Which one is you?

[Critter]

I wonder if some of you get a subversive tingle outa posting such kookinations in a thread for new members. Is this what it takes to spank some life into this bloated HUSK called the OSP?!?!? Well fine I say! lets post garage mishaps in the stuff for sale, while wearing ballgags!
Hell I would do it if it brought back Wilbur from whatever steaming fetid purgatory he is languishing in.

[Hump]

I was told by a close friend of the uncle of a guy who wasn't there but heard about it from HIS neighbour that this is actually critter showing excellent form whilst bailing over a log.
Or maybe it was somebody else.
All I know is that I wasn't there so must have really missed it.





PS: Absolutely gorgeous day up here today.


Take care.

[McDing]

Hey critta! It takes what it takes and it seems to be working.

[Hump]

Hi, I'd like to introduce myself.
I'm Knobby the Cob and I love SUP riders.







Take care.

[Critter]

While typically I strive to maintain a low profile mostly surf alone...I like to do what I like to do...THOSE deffinately look like my feet. All im saying.

[Betty]

What happened here? Fukken train wreck. I guess my testicles scared Tex off.

[Tex]

I never went anywhere....still patrolling OSP every 2-3 minutes for the latest round of shite talk =)

[Critter]

WOW didnt realize TwinnFin Annie had a tavern....

[Tex]

If Betty thought the introduce yourself here turned into a trainwreck, I can only imagine what he thought bout the Hater's Ranters & Whiners thread..

[McDing]

Hey Betty; So you walk like a woman and talk like a man?

[holddown]

What happened here? Fukken train wreck. I guess my testicles scared Tex off.

I'm pretty sure we just experienced the "dead cat bounce" of the OSP. It's gone forever now.

[Critter]

DONT JINX IT man....I feel a disturbance in the force...Wilbur. YES Wilbur is coming....

[The Pabst Man]

I recently moved back to Oregon after living in the s!#t hole of a state to the South of us for the last 7 years. I left a good job on the Ca. Coast to start my own practice in Portland (I am an attorney and welcome the lawyer jokes). The great thing about running my own business is the flexible schedule. The bad thing is that I am Portland and the Ocean has been grumpier than hell lately, so it does not really matter that I can take an afternoon off.

I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that I am a Valley Kook again, and will be forced to endure the weekend scraps. With that said, some of the scraps can be pretty good if you know where to find them. I am slowly figuring this out and an glad to be back in Oregon.

Shameless plug: Feel free to PM me if you need help with a criminal case or a personal injury/ auto accident case. I also assist Veterans (I served in the Marine Corps) with the myriad of issues they face... (Yes, I expect to get some crap for this shameless plug)