February Surf Fables...

[Ceedog]

February sucks!

[Friend Of The Hawk]

No complaints about February.......

[wyosurf]

Driving along, I saw a lot of nice running walls of water. Got me excited - and made me wish I was ballsier about surfing unfamiliar territory.

exactly, but then i do get ballsy & then almost drown... i guess ill stick w/what i know; not gunna get in shape so i can duck dive & paddle.
anyway, was nice day out there; think i have sunburn face.

[pra_ggresion]

Looks like tourist season is beginning. Wave's weren't crowded though. If someone said it wasepic I would not disagree.

[Doc]

Call Out...

Why the OSP sucks now...
Surfers that surfed but d/n report one aspect of said sessh...

Ding
Sooloo
Mitch
Gaz
SG
Spent
Tatonka
Me

If the core group won't talk 'bout it in the most ambivalent terms thaen what's the point?

I am still in wait and see mode admittedly...

But am also ready to bag 100%...

I will remind you...

I have never made this threat...

But the page bores me of late...

I used to love coming on her and hearing bragging and misdirection...

Now there's nuttin...

Doc

[smithgrind]

So sorry Doc.

Usually, when I post a report it's to f*uck with you...

And seeing as it is that you watched me surf on Fri. and pressed me about it on the beach after I got out of the water, well, I couldn't come up with a bullsh*t diatribe about how good it was and how f*cking hard I was killin' it.

I may be getting on it tomorrow, that's Sunday, a day that I know you can't surf, so expect something good,..Hell, maybe I'll give you a call from the barrel so you can listen to how dry my hair is.

Again, my apologies...

[Doc]

I accept your apology...
But cannot excuse...
My own neediness...
I am an embarrassment...
But, my original complaint stands...
I am tired of looking...
And wanting...

Doc

[Gazsurf]

I used to love coming on her and bragging.......

Now there's nuttin...
doc

Once again you one up everybody before we had a chance..... your recollections are the bible of surf reports, we are mere mortals in your presence.....

[Tatonka]

mostly gutter balls for me the past two days, couldn't make anything work. I even lost my phone on the beach post session today (blackberry on the beach north of ss cove)

[pro moe]

it was as good as i have ever seen it
perfect waves
perfect session

[Gazsurf]

[Moe]

Alright, so,
Thursday the crowd was out in full effect...you would have thought it was summer. Paddled out with 3 others only to eventually be met by more than 20. Waves were decent but nothing to write home about... sunshine was amazing.
Friday evening, didn't plan to go out but snuck out for a sundown session. Waves came in kind of the way I surf... all over the place. There were some large peaks to be had and walked away feeling good about 3 waves in 45 minutes.
Today... Sunshine and a little messy where I was at the low tide. As the tide came in the crowd thinned and we were left with head high peaks. Walked back up the hill and looked back one last time to see sets almost as pretty as gaz's photo.

[wyosurf]

i am that guy sittin on the inside waitin for that whitewater to reach me... droolin

[Spent]

.Hell, maybe I'll give you a call from the barrel so you can listen to how dry my hair is....

Ha ha. Hey, I'm posting my report from the tube right now.

Doc, you have to take some responsibility. For years, before I knew you, I'd rack my brain trying to figure out where the hell you were surfing and how on earth you surfed so much. Just, who the hell is that guy? It was a beautiful internet mystery that has been ruined by meeting you and figuring out the clues in your reports. And I'm guessing you cover less ground these days. These days, I have your # in my celly.
Its all to easy.

The internet has been ruined by real-life.

Fish never should have thrown those parties.

I called an an unnamed OSPer for a surf report the other day and he gave it to me! As he was getting out of the water! That's just wrong!

Tehn when I was in hospital getting my head stitched. A nurse walked in (no not Tippy) and he said, "Hey Pete!"

We had a nice chat, and I offered him a ride to go surfing. "I said, send me your phone # on the OSP, I post as Spent."

He just laughed at me, "Oh, I know... he he..."

Scary.

Dubstar recently confessed to me, "I liked it better when I could slip under the radar." Oregon Surf Pagers/ Bloggers, be warned, people know you these days.

This is one reason I don't have tattoos. I can work on more convincing disguises.

OK, hoping to scrounge a ride to church. I'll see what fable I can offer this sorry place this evening.

[RockyVonTone]

Broham wasn't firing on all cylinders yesterday. Usually about 2-3 cylinders and then 3 and 4 would kick in when you weren't paying attention.
the normal epicness had the day off.
anyway, it was a nice day.