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July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby fossilgrom » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:49 pm

Paddled out to fish an outer reef - got skunked. Paddled in to catch some waves - got skunked.

Finally scored when I got home and filled my wine glass.

I hear it was good somewhere.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby Quad Head » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:45 am

Whatever you bros do this summer, just make sure you......

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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby Gazsurf » Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:00 am

Quad Head wrote:Whatever you bros do this summer, just make sure you......

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I think you, MMAGuy and Warchild should road trip this summer, think Ishtar.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby MMA Guy » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:24 pm

I'd rip out that punks spine and give it to war vagina to use as a walking stick.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby coalbank » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:19 pm

day three of the summer yesterday. price of breeding. ended up between the big rock and a hard place. water was cold, maybe even under 50. no wind. waste high on avg. starting getting the 7'11 to cutback for me. that was fun. when the toes got to cold to make any kind of backside turn, it was time to go. met a nice head in the water. hope your night in the woods went well.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby speelyei » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:18 am

I stood on a board and slid down the face of a wave. It was good.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby lappis89 » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:39 am

First oregon surf in over two years on Sunday and Monday. Some really fun waves up on the north coast. Sunday night was bigger (few head high and maybe head+ sets) but monday morning/afternoon was cleaner. Water was cold as tits but managed to miss the crowds. Also nice to look at something besides freeways/parking lots/multi million dollar homes from the lineup. Will certainly be back in the winter to escape the bonanza down south....
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby Doc » Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:38 pm

speelyei wrote:I stood on a board and slid down the face of a wave. It was good.


Speelyei
Were you on your board...
When you slid down the face?
I ask because...
I have done both...
And both were fun...
In their own ways.

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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby speelyei » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:06 pm

Last day as a coastie is Aug 6. Then I'll just be another out-of-area property owner living in the valley and clogging up the breaks occasionally.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby Quad Head » Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:16 pm

Glassyassy yest. (Glassy N @ss high)
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby fossilgrom » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:18 pm

What he said. Fast little lefts, lot's of fun in the AM. Gonna try for another AM sesh tomorrow and then off to Alaska for about 10 days for biz and pleasure (fishing - yes!). Speaking of fishing - paddled out on one of the local lakes and scored a couple nice trout yesterday.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby fossilgrom » Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:20 pm

speelyei wrote:Last day as a coastie is Aug 6. Then I'll just be another out-of-area property owner living in the valley and clogging up the breaks occasionally.


Gonna sooooo miss you being around. You know you have a place to stay when you are here.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby speelyei » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:49 am

thanks man, wish you were around this week.

cold water, blood clot red, icky smell. little waves, mellow paddle outs, pretty fun.
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby Goff » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:48 pm

The water is cold and the paddle-outs are mellow. (And not too crowded...maybe I peed near you recently.)
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Re: July Tales of Aquatic and Sexual Misconduct

Postby Down The Line » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:01 pm

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