Neck Deep wrote:Gazsurf wrote:scubetubeular wrote:Were waiting!!!
Here you go.....
Absolutely useless without some long-winded tale, dense with double-entendre, of when, where and why you use what combination of neoprene.
Fine, here's the story minus the double entendre, also missing from the text is the lengths the former Salomon rep would go to in order to sponsor me! Heady nights in Paris where I was almost smitten is the most I'll reveal! Hope that helps the erotica quotient for you Fp.........
the 6/5/4 West used in times of extreme Gnarr, usually snow on the beach days, epic tubular waves included......
the 5/3 Hotline for when the frostline has dropped to the floor, Gnarr factor of 8.....
the 5/3 Salomon, but the first hoodless suit in the quiver(who the f@#K makes a 5mm sans hood? The Frenchies of course.....), best used on days where the above conditions are windfree and the water temps are above 52f, Gnarr factor of 4.....
the Ripcurl 4/3 zipperless, now retired after 18 years of use, what a champ! No longer required to have a Gnarr factor due to service above and beyond.....
the 4/3 Salomon, same as above when the air and water are both above 52f, Gnarr factor of 6.....
the 3/2 Salomon for taking a bath in, Gnarr factor 3......
the Rubber Soul 3/2, great name..... cheap suit, see above conditions, Gnarr factor of 1....
two rash guards one with hole in chest from 18 years of service, these two never meet the Gnarr.....
Lower right......booties and squid-lids too valuable to give public ratings to.
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