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Introduce Yourself Here

Postby wanty » Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:22 pm

If you're new to the forum then welcome! Take a few lines to introduce yourself here.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby Doc » Sat Mar 20, 2010 8:20 pm

I'm Doc...
I like to surf.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby Gazsurf » Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:02 pm

You're not new.....
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby WC » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:26 am

Save the Seagulls.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby speelyei » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:33 am

this thread is really taking off.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby Mitch Effing Buchanan » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:55 pm

My name is Mitch and I'm an alcoholic.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby scubetubeular » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:35 pm

Hello friends.
My name is Scube-Tube-u-lar
I was a PDC (piss drunk cock) until last Friday. (actually Saturday morning)
Now I'm a recovering PDC.
I also have a fake hip. Soon to be 2 fake hips.
I'm kind of a big deal down south.
I like to send effed up encrypted texts to all my friends late at night and I also enjoy long walks on the beach.
My profile says I way 180lbs but it's really more like 220lbs.
I'm also prematurely graying.

Nice to meet you all.

Scube.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby bluesilver » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:48 pm

Nice to meet you Scube.

I'm bluesilver, the non recovering alcoholic with no treatment in sight. I still don't know what bluesilver means or is or where it even came from. In fact, I think it's kind of stupid. I wish I picked a different screen name.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby stinky » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:09 pm

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby WarChild » Wed Mar 24, 2010 1:23 pm

I am Warchild aka Lupton Pittman. I am here to regulate everything and sell meth. I am mortal enemies with MMA guy and you, kook.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby wanty » Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:08 pm

I forgot to mention, veterans please introduce yourselves here as well, so the noobs catch on as to who is an a-hole etc etc.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby Ask-Anthony » Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:34 pm

Hola,

My name is Anthony but everyone knows me as Tony the Tough Guy. I'm a central coast loc and love regulating on valley kooks and douche bags. Watch what you say around here or you will get banned from the central coast. Don't believe me? Just ask the editor of Wend or the artist formerly known as Foul Pete.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby Ceedog » Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:43 pm

I'm Ceedog and I like puppies, scrap-booking, and bodyboarding.

Anthony does such a great job of regulating that he never has to go to the beach anymore.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:04 pm

Hi.
I'm Ted.

I pretty much struggle through a laborious delusional existence where I not only believe that I was once relevant but that I am still sexually attractive to women that are not related to me.

My history in surfing has been well documented and argued but rarely remembered, at least not in the first person sense.

My good looks are only eclipsed by my unyielding compassion for my fellow human beings and a deep seated "oneness" with my surroundings.

I prefer velour to velvet.

And I enjoy beach fires on cool Fall evenings.

I feel that nothing brings people closer together than spending time with me.

And I like my manufactured home and prefer you not call it a trailer.

So why not shoot me a pm and lets go surfing.

Ted.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here

Postby McDing » Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:03 pm

Ted-----------------Try E-Harmony or the Personals on Craig's List. A couple more of those swell pesonality traits and the girls will be all over that bad boy bandanna of yours.
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