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If you're new to the forum then welcome! Take a few lines to introduce yourself here.

I'm Doc...
I like to surf.

Doc

You're not new.....

this thread is really taking off.

My name is Mitch and I'm an alcoholic.

Hello friends.
My name is Scube-Tube-u-lar
I was a PDC (piss drunk cock) until last Friday. (actually Saturday morning)
Now I'm a recovering PDC.
I also have a fake hip. Soon to be 2 fake hips.
I'm kind of a big deal down south.
I like to send effed up encrypted texts to all my friends late at night and I also enjoy long walks on the beach.
My profile says I way 180lbs but it's really more like 220lbs.
I'm also prematurely graying.

Nice to meet you all.

Scube.

Nice to meet you Scube.

I'm bluesilver, the non recovering alcoholic with no treatment in sight. I still don't know what bluesilver means or is or where it even came from. In fact, I think it's kind of stupid. I wish I picked a different screen name.

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I am Warchild aka Lupton Pittman. I am here to regulate everything and sell meth. I am mortal enemies with MMA guy and you, kook.

I forgot to mention, veterans please introduce yourselves here as well, so the noobs catch on as to who is an a-hole etc etc.

Hola,

My name is Anthony but everyone knows me as Tony the Tough Guy. I'm a central coast loc and love regulating on valley kooks and douche bags. Watch what you say around here or you will get banned from the central coast. Don't believe me? Just ask the editor of Wend or the artist formerly known as Foul Pete.

I'm Ceedog and I like puppies, scrap-booking, and bodyboarding.

Anthony does such a great job of regulating that he never has to go to the beach anymore.

Hi.
I'm Ted.

I pretty much struggle through a laborious delusional existence where I not only believe that I was once relevant but that I am still sexually attractive to women that are not related to me.

My history in surfing has been well documented and argued but rarely remembered, at least not in the first person sense.

My good looks are only eclipsed by my unyielding compassion for my fellow human beings and a deep seated "oneness" with my surroundings.

I prefer velour to velvet.

And I enjoy beach fires on cool Fall evenings.

I feel that nothing brings people closer together than spending time with me.

And I like my manufactured home and prefer you not call it a trailer.

So why not shoot me a pm and lets go surfing.

Ted.

Ted-----------------Try E-Harmony or the Personals on Craig's List. A couple more of those swell pesonality traits and the girls will be all over that bad boy bandanna of yours.