Grease Him Up!

[garbage man]

Finger gets deep in butt holes! Everytime. You should see him.

Let me know when the word gets out Dr. Jellyfinger.

[finger]

Hahahaha! It's true!

But, I like surfing upper butts better. I have seen your wild rides at lower butts garbage man. I've watched you pull in, pump hard, and give a whole new meaning to the term "getting tubed"! The last time we surfed there, I believe you and Scott were taking turns (you left-him right)?

[garbage man]

Finger, no names! The name Scott has been changed to protect the innocent. You can refer to him as "The Renter" or just plain "Renter". You don't want Dim or Randy to be handing out beat downs do ya?

[finger]

Ah yes, the protocol of not revealing. You must forgive me garbage man, as it has been a long time since I’ve been on these pages. I even forgot my password for yesterday’s reply to your cryptic thread. No beat downs necessary, or beat up’s, or beat on’s, or even beat off’s.

Not really afraid of The Renter’s beat down, you know? By the time he checked with his wife and she told him it’d be okay to issue, enough time would have lapsed, that the severity would have lessened quite a bit. Also, he’s skinny and my old man fat would give me the advantage.

At least we got some waves yesterday at that place, eh? Maybe a window will open up tomorrow at the other place and we can snag a few. Maybe even get Piddle to paddle out with us before work.

[stinky]

Party at Finger's Cold water surf shop in Astoria tomorrow! Bring your own sun screen, sex wax, and latex! It's all starting to make sense now, how did you really break that finger?