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BITCH FIGHT

Postby Betty » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:48 pm

I had my first girl on girl wind up in the water this weekend. Pretty stoked about that, no matter how uneventful it ended.

I need to learn some new moves. Choking a motherfukker out and paddleing off is just so boring. Any tips?
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Re: BITCH FIGHT

Postby bluesilver » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:16 am

Did you try any slapping, hair pulling, pushing and screaming really loud in a kind of war-like cry?




Because that would be super, especially if you get it on video.
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Re: BITCH FIGHT

Postby pra_ggresion » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:53 am

Carry a scuba knife. Dive down then punch your fist through the heffers board, cut her heart out, bite a chunk before it stops beating. Then push that stinking carcass over the falls.
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Re: BITCH FIGHT

Postby Betty » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:41 pm

Pretty sick I know, but that just made me hungry.
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Re: BITCH FIGHT

Postby ghastlysurfer » Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:59 pm

Betty wrote:Pretty sick I know, but that just made me hungry.

HA!
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Re: BITCH FIGHT

Postby Trula » Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:32 pm

Cut the leash.
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