Reclaiming my kookdom

[qball]

Thumbing through a surf magazine, thinking "I wish I could do that."

[Critter]

NEKID...
Always add nekid after that phrase.

[qball]

Actually, these days it's "I wish I could STILL do that nekid."

[qball]

I have spent more time talking abour surfing than riding actual waves. (although time spent in the washing machine, failing to catch waves and taking poundings on the head still has the edge)

[Critter]

I took the fins off a board and used to skim in my backyard when it flooded

[qball]

I still think everyone should surf and encourage people to do so.

[Bubalus]

especially today...

HURRICANE FORCE WIND WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 1 PM PDT THIS
AFTERNOON

[qball]

Why do those two little spots at the bottom of my ribs always hurt if I surf two days in a row?

[wyosurf]

Missing knee slappers

[riverjetty]

People are always asking me if I've been surfing. I smirk knowingly, but inwardly I cringe.

[qball]

It's been close to a year since I last surfed. Very excited to maybe go out this week. Maybe.

[Critter]

Well I hope the you get something like I have been seeing the last several days. Cameras have been titilating.

[smithgrind]

Cameras have been titilating.

Tit cams alway gets my chub on...actually surfing results in major shrinkage.

[qball]

Apparently wetsuits shrink if you don't use them for a long time. Also, my board seems a lot less floaty.

[bluesilver]

LOL
did the wetsuit shrink or did a year of lazy beer drinking make you expand?