The toughest question I could not ever answer....

[Critter]

Damn you actually have an alibi...
I was simply operating on the assumption that your initial post was it. A slobbery taunt, to draw out the riff raff so you could lean back in your stolen theatre seat and chuckle maddly while you watched one of your little green childhood army men surf the undulating 3x overhead rolls at your midriff...
You fat basterd, I and certainly a couple of others, will be incredibly let down if we dont get more of your Kookisms. I have never surfed with you, BUT, if we can both lose a tremendous amount of lard... at least enough that we can manage slithering into a wetsuit without 3 midgets assisting, I would enjoy a session with you.

[SooLoo]

Belly rolls, automatic weapons, small penises, nitrates, stolen theater seats, and poor surfing skills aside.....Wilbur went to the great state of California, my homeland, and didn't eat at an In and Out? WTF did you even go?

[Betty]

I really don't get the in n out hype. I've been a few times at the request of my children and found no redeeming quality in any of it. Is that the hype? Sucking? Gross.

Not to mention the only one close to our house in San Clemente is nearly impossible to get to. The sign is right off the freeway so the kids beg to go like is Disneyland, you take the exit and have to do loopty loops and backslides to find the ghetto drivethrough in the middle of an abandoned industrial park. I really hate you for bringing that place up.

[Betty]

Where the hell is my avatar????????

[scubetubeular]

I agree with Betty on this.
Not sure what all the hype is for In and Out. Always a line around the corner. Been there a handful of times and doesn't seem any better then any other crap fast food. Ok, maybe a little better then McDonald's but that's it.

The real question would by why the effe didn't you surf when you were in California Wilbur?
My fat assss got in the ocean 4 times last week in solid size surf and I hadn't gotten wet since October.
Half the time I felt like i was having a heart attack. The other half I thought I'd died and was in heaven.
July in January weather with winter man sized surf. Yes please.

[bluesilver]

[quote="Wilbur Kookmeyer"]bluesliver, you piss me off. Not because of your lame diatribe concerning my manhood and it's perceived relationship to forearms, ...quote]

There is a direct relationship between your weapons, your penis and your forearms.
And it's not Perceived.
And sure, I support a tyrannical government simply because I thnk you're selfish and short sighted about what you need to pack.

[stinky]

Ya, the last time I saw you in the water we had words and you looked a little more fat and happy than usual. Shake it off man and get on it again, you can do it!

[Doc]

In n Out is no Tommy's Burger...
That stuff overrides amazing amounts of alcohol.

Doc

[smithgrind]

Some claim Little Big Burger is the phuckin' shite...In n Out did nothing for me last time I was in CA.

[McDing]

Burn that fat Bro. Lose some weight and get back in the water by Spring. Not a bad goal.

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Bluesliver, yer mom doesn't seem to mind my penis or firearms, or forearms, for that matter....

And by the way, Five Guys is pretty good burgers.....

[Bubalus]

In and Out = Summer surf
Foster Burger = Winter surf

[Ron Burgundy]

It's true, a burger a day keeps the Dr. away!

[Trula]

No whining about automatic weapons. You can't even buy them well you can but they are used and there is a bunch of paperwork. Until you put some lead down range with an AR-15 you won't understand why they are so popular.

[SooLoo]

I don't know Trula...
I'm sitting on my lanai and the wind is just right as I read your comment. I'm listening to, among other things, the Army blow the balls out of some poor hillside with machine guns and other much louder lanai rattling shite. It was drowning out the ocean.
AR 15's seem kinda gay in comparison...