Yeah I went to San Diego to hang with a friend. First time surfing down there. Got pearled and came back up for a breath of air just to see that my short leash did it's job and brought the board back to me, except it was the front of the board. The point of it slammed into my face, about a quarter inch under my eye. Big black eye, a little blood.
To make matters more interesting, on the flight home I was laid over in LAX and went to the bathroom. The soap dispenser is one of those pump actions that curve into the sink. I made a cup of my left hand, pushed down with the right on the pump. Soap hits my cupped hand and shoots up, straight into the eye I had just banged up. So I'm in the LAX airport with an eye on fire, I'm desperately washing the soap out, it's already black and blue and a guy comes up next to me and just looks at me like I'm a crazy person. So now my eyeball, too, is dark red and veiny from the soap and washing. I have never felt so stupid and unlucky.