Geez, what was I thinking when I wrote that
Anyhow....
Snuck out this morning for a grovel. Expected gash, but was pleasantly surprised by decent shape and size. Put on the rubber in a hurry and lapped out. Been several months since my last go on a schlongboard, so took a few tries to find the best angle for entry. Once adjusted, had no issues getting in and the length fit the curl quite nicely. Felt so good to settle into the pocket and savor the glide! Enjoyed some nice long rides to completion before a few other guys joined to get their share. There was plenty of openings for us all, so vibe was lax with everyone taking turns and waving each other in. Had a lot of fun, but definitely not my best performance— dove for pearls a few times and came up with mouthfuls of chunder. Kept going back for more though and a few drawn out bottom turns made it worth the effort. By the time I started to flag about 20 kooks had shown up to jump on the train, so I just called it a day. Left exhausted but satisfied and while not my most memorable rona session, it hopefully provided enough chuckles to keep the betty coming back for more.