Doc wrote:I wanted to get out yesterday but my lawn was throwing ankle to shin and needed schralping.
Doc
What the f*ck? That's not a problem. I'll tell you what's problem, leaving petrol in your gas mower all winter. Yeah... And then all the snarky neighbors insisting you have to borrow their electric mowers....
Next, the wife has a vision for the lawn that involves various new raised beds, berry bushes and so on that my beloved gas-mower just can't navigate that daintily...
Needless to say, I attacked my f*ckin lawn with a strimmer (yes electric! you c*nts)...
or do you call them edgers?
You should see my lawn, Doc. I'm going surfing either way... Greta Thunberg doesn't live anywhere near me.