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The Line-up

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Re: The Line-up

Postby Nasty » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:06 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Obviously....there are distinct categories in this line up..as there are anywhere........

Bodi: The surfer that everyone wishes they were.

Redliner

Old School Dudes: (oversee-ers and stock holders in Viagra)

Bigwood
Gazhole
Finger
Dr. Sloth

The Pikeys:

FW
Smithgrind
Nasty

The Aggro Crowd: (skooling all the fools)

Rvsurfdawg
Holddown
Buick8
Itrepid
Wilbur
Claytonroy
Trunk Monkey
Betty
Loli
Search And Destroy

Token Eurotrash


Cliff Clavin
The Reverend TJ
!!!BlackFag!!!
Dano

The Hot Shots: (the guys who will one day move into the Aggro group)

Jacob
Riversquid
Bison
HeinzV12
Erzats
Trivialsurf
Spider
NMM
Tippy


The Peanut Gallery: (the ones we send for beer and expect change...even when they pay with their own money)

Heckler
Sparko

The kooks:

Spanky
Bluesilver
Critter


The self-described "Loner's" Group. (these guys think they are real soul surfers.)

Trula
Camper

The Feral

Riverjetty
SooLoo


The Fodder:

All the fools that keep us entertained.

JerichV

The Posers

Saigon Shakes

The MIA

Honk
Hump
Doc
Dr. Phil
losurfistos
2stoned
Critter
Leashplug

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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:41 pm

Teh currents have shifted the peak yet again....
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Postby The Betty » Sat Oct 28, 2006 1:58 pm

Bodi: The surfer/poster that everyone wishes they were.

Gazsurf

Old School Dudes: (oversee-ers )

Doc
Finger
Holddown

The Matrons (those that bitch slap the boyz when they need ot be reminded who is really wearing the pants)

Betty
NMM
Spider
2Tone

The Aggro Crowd: (skooling all the fools)

Rvsurfdawg
Itrepid
Clean Up Set
Slimvest
Redliner
Brdsrf
FW
Smithgrind
Nasty
The Reverend TJ
Dano
Gills
Tippy


The Hot Shots: (the guys who will one day move into the Aggro group)

Riversquid
Bison
HeinzV12
Erzats


The Peanut Gallery: (the ones we send for beer and expect change...even when they pay with their own money)

Sparky
Fish

The kooks:

Bluesilver

The Feral

Riverjetty
SooLoo

The MIA

Honk
Hump
Dr. Phil
Critter
Leashplug
JerichV

Forgive me if you have not been placed in the line up yet....it's hard to remember everyones names...I will add them as I go....but no bitching about your place in the lineup.....gotta earn it fool!


On behalf of the woman of OSP I demand that you change our title.

I will not be called a MATRON.
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Postby SooLoo » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:18 pm

i just printed out the line up and took a hot steaming $hit on it.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:41 pm

Feral.
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Postby nm » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:01 pm

The Betty wrote:
The Matrons (those that bitch slap the boyz when they need ot be reminded who is really wearing the pants)

Betty
NMM
Spider
2Tone



On behalf of the woman of OSP I demand that you change our title.

I will not be called a MATRON.


I don't know Betts...........I can think of at least one boy that needs a good spanking..... :cool:
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Postby Spider » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:38 pm

bitch slap? what about good old fashioned punching?
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:43 pm

"Bitchslap" is more indicitive of the hitee than the hitter.

Betty......tough.

NMM....spank away...it is your place to do so. Make it hurt.
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Postby Trula » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:55 pm

And yet again I am missing from the list. Sheesh I was even on this one originally. I guess I will go cry and quit the surfpage now.
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Postby The Betty » Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:37 pm

I feel haggard enough with out being called matronly.....

Spankings, now thats another story. With a velvet whip mammajamma.
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Postby Saigon shakes » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:19 pm

SooLoo wrote:i just printed out the line up and took a hot steaming $hit on it.
Couldn’t agree more SooLoo. This is the first and only time I’ve been called a poser by a fat guy from the burbs that is normally seen swilling beer on the beach instead of surfing. He has nice guns though, very republican of him. Viva oppression.
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Postby Sparky » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:28 pm

Saigon shakes wrote:
SooLoo wrote:i just printed out the line up and took a hot steaming $hit on it.
Couldn’t agree more SooLoo. This is the first and only time I’ve been called a poser by a fat guy from the burbs that is normally seen swilling beer on the beach instead of surfing. He has nice guns though, very republican of him. Viva oppression.


Hmm since Nasty hi-jacked this thread are you saying that Nasty is FAT?
He must have put on some weight since the last time I saw him.

If your not happy with your place in the line up just do what I do.. take a look at the source..
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:38 pm

SooLoo wrote:i just printed out the line up and took a hot steaming $hit on it.


Did you want to borrow my OSP Beanie?


Saigon shakes wrote:Couldn’t agree more SooLoo. This is the first and only time I’ve been called a poser by a fat guy from the burbs that is normally seen swilling beer on the beach instead of surfing. He has nice guns though, very republican of him. Viva oppression.


Did I call you a Poser? I'm sorry...I'll go put you where you belong.
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Postby Country Honk » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:44 pm

I have been posing all day. Hello?
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Postby lolo macolo » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:14 pm

jerichv wrote:M dude......do u really want wildber to place you in a catagory bro..... i dont know about you but i would'nt want to be a peanut.....lol unless its honey coated and dipped in brown suga...


Jerich, I'm thinking of coming to visit you. Would that be OK, with you, Jerich? Me coming to visit you, down there in LA?
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