The Six Commandments of OSP

by **Nasty** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:29 pm

Brother Kookmeyer wrote:You have to build your quiver. It must be impressive and be shapes by well reputed names.

You have to have some travel under your belt. And you need to reach out for destinations that are not so sundry.

You must define and exude the look of a surfer without looking like a surfer.

You must check your vehicle and make certain there are no surf product logos on it, however an inconspicuous reference is mandatory.

You must have wit and gusto. You must make certain you claim a place for yourself amongst these pages and show us how witty and superior you are to all of us.

You must surf the epicenter of surfing in Oregon, but not talk about it.

by **The Betty** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:32 pm

You forgot one to?

Slackers.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:00 pm

I only speak the truth.....

Hmm...there is room for four more.... (edit: duh...you said SIX not TEN...never mind)

by **freckleface** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:19 pm

I don't know where he wrote this, but has Wilbur been following me?

I totally do ALL OF IT DUDE!!!!!!

This is about me, isn't it?

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:20 pm

By chance...are you a scorpio?

by **Gazsurf** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:21 pm

Your are a profit.........

by **intrepid** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:31 pm

1. You have to build your quiver. It must be impressive and be shapes by well reputed names.

I have two boards. One is shaped in the NW the other I bought used on the North Shore (shaper unknown).

2. You have to have some travel under your belt. And you need to reach out for destinations that are not so sundry.

I live in the valley. Does that count?

3. You must define and exude the look of a surfer without looking like a surfer.

Like this?

4. You must check your vehicle and make certain there are no surf product logos on it, however an inconspicuous reference is mandatory.

There is a little bit of sand in there somewhere.

5. You must have wit and gusto. You must make certain you claim a place for yourself amongst these pages and show us how witty and superior you are to all of us.

I think I kind of blew it with my answer to #3.

6. You must surf the epicenter of surfing in Oregon, but not talk about it.

You mean shortsands? Oh crap! Did I just say that outloud?! Never surfed there.

by **fossilgrom** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:39 pm

WK - I never see you at the epicenter of actual surfing. As far as cyber surfing, your wave count eclipses us all. I think a change of name from WK to blowhard may be in order.

by **The Betty** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:15 am

Thanks for posting fos. I forgot about that @ss.

Im suddenly horney for a popsicle.

by **fossilgrom** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:58 am

There's s-no @ss like snow @ss

by **Stiffler** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:03 am

the list looks pretty good to me....

did I just fail some test?

by **Nasty** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:33 am

I don't believe that Strawberry Shortcake was a surfer.

by **The Betty** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:37 am

Uh oh! Sooloo's gonna love that shirt.

by **XBlueSilverX** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:06 pm

holy shat nasty! BAHAHAHA

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:39 pm

fossilgrom wrote:WK - I never see you at the epicenter of actual surfing.

Sorry, I cannot talk about that.

I think a change of name from Fossilgrom to blowjob may be in order.

Not a real surfer move if you ask me.

The Six Commandments of OSP

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