1.
You have to build your quiver. It must be impressive and be shapes by well reputed names.
I have two boards. One is shaped in the NW the other I bought used on the North Shore (shaper unknown).
2.
You have to have some travel under your belt. And you need to reach out for destinations that are not so sundry.
I live in the valley. Does that count?
3.
You must define and exude the look of a surfer without looking like a surfer.
Like this?
4.
You must check your vehicle and make certain there are no surf product logos on it, however an inconspicuous reference is mandatory.
There is a little bit of sand in there somewhere.
5.
You must have wit and gusto. You must make certain you claim a place for yourself amongst these pages and show us how witty and superior you are to all of us.
I think I kind of blew it with my answer to #3.
6.
You must surf the epicenter of surfing in Oregon, but not talk about it.
You mean shortsands? Oh crap! Did I just say that outloud?! Never surfed there.