Philosophically thinking - Surfing a disease?

by **One Fat Surfer** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:31 am

If surfing was a disease, what disease would it most be like and why? Is it contagious?

by **intrepid** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:40 am

Alcoholism

by **Qurph** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:53 am

nymphomania. they both involve insatiability outside of the physical act.

i should know, i suffer (

) from both afflictions.

by **Gazsurf** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:26 am

Qurph wrote:nymphomania. they both involve insatiability outside of the physical act.

i should know, i suffer ( ) from both afflictions.

You're a chick??

by **Qurph** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:00 pm

Gazsurf wrote:
Qurph wrote:nymphomania. they both involve insatiability outside of the physical act.

i should know, i suffer ( ) from both afflictions.

You're a chick??

well, maybe i'm a lesbian stuck in a man's body.

or maybe i suffer because of my gf's superhuman libido.

i never thought of nymphomania as being exclusive to females. it could be said that kind of drive is just a forgone conclusion for 90% of men.

by **One Fat Surfer** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:34 pm

Is there a correlation between half of the population being below average and half being, like, :roll:

dudes?

by **Doc** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:35 pm

Queef said/thought:

...never thought of nymphomania as being exclusive to females.

Maybe you didn't but everyone else does...

nymphomania

1775, in Eng. translation of "Nymphomania, or a Dissertation Concerning the Furor Uterinus," by Fr. doctor M.D.T. Bienville, coined from Gk. nymphe "bride" + mania "madness," perhaps influenced by earlier Fr. nymphomanie. Defined as "a female disease characterized by morbid and uncontrollable sexual desire."

However, nympholepsy is defined as "a state of rapture supposed to be inspired in men by nymphs; esp. an ecstasy or frenzy caused by desire for the unattainable."

If you are a nymphomaniac...

Carry plenty of KY with you...that's not a naturally lubricating orifice.

Doc

by **Oldtimer69** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:48 pm

Constipation

by **Qurph** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:20 pm

Doc wrote:Queef said/thought:

...never thought of nymphomania as being exclusive to females.

Maybe you didn't but everyone else does...

nymphomania

1775, in Eng. translation of "Nymphomania, or a Dissertation Concerning the Furor Uterinus," by Fr. doctor M.D.T. Bienville, coined from Gk. nymphe "bride" + mania "madness," perhaps influenced by earlier Fr. nymphomanie. Defined as "a female disease characterized by morbid and uncontrollable sexual desire."

However, nympholepsy is defined as "a state of rapture supposed to be inspired in men by nymphs; esp. an ecstasy or frenzy caused by desire for the unattainable."

If you are a nymphomaniac...

Carry plenty of KY with you...that's not a naturally lubricating orifice.

Doc

also having e-technology at my disposal, i looked it up to confirm my misunderstanding. which lead me to type " i never thought of nymphomania as being exclusive to females."

in other words i had already busted myself, but thanks for the copy paste dic.

btw: you seem to have alot of self love, which is healthy in moderate levels. might want to check yourself.

by **XBlueSilverX** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:34 pm

Allergies. Maybe herpes. Once you have them, you can't get rid of them.. And don't forget boys and girls shaving WON'T get rid of the crabs.

by **Doc** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:37 pm

Self love...

I can post a definition of that too...

However, my main interest was ripping on you...

As far as the progression goes...

It's your game...

You nympho...

Doc

by **Ron Burgundy** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:45 pm

definitely alcoholism. you get a little taste and you're back for more, and more, and more. next thing you know, you've lost your job, you've isolated your family, friends, and can't focus with the simplist of tasks. you wake up in the morning with the shakes because it's been 5 or 6 days since your last go out.

no contest

by **gills** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:53 pm

Qurph wrote:in other words i had already busted myself, but thanks for the copy paste dic.

btw: you seem to have alot of self love, which is healthy in moderate levels. might want to check yourself.

You're calling out Doc??? You need to be defenestrated.

by **Spider** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:08 pm

gills-did that wake you up from hibernation???

by **Qurph** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:23 pm

"my main interest was ripping on you..."

wierd.

"As far as the progression goes...It's your game"

uhm, i think i'll pass, but knock yourself out.

seems you have many here in fearful awe, congratulations "doc"