by fossilgrom » Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:54 pm
Robin Hood,
Have not seen the movie. I liked this review though:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood With a big fat belly. Robin Hood, Robin Hood He's old and mean and smelly! Dashing? No he's not! And he mumbles quite a lot, Mumbles a lot, mum mum' lot.
Robin Hood, Robin Hood They spent a lot of money. Robin Hood, Robin Hood The merry men aren't funny! Humor's outside Russell's range! All he does is rage, Doing rage. Lots of rage.
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Never appears in Green. Robin Hood, Robin Hood That would be "too mainstream". He wears black and acts with angst, and is racist against the Franks, Hates the Franks, Hate the Franks.
Maid Marion, Maid Marion You've lost your youthful looks. Maid Marion, Maid Marion This is not how you were in the books. You've been aged now instead, So Russell won't look old in bed. Russell's bed, Russell's bed.
Robin Hood, Robin Hood Goes on endlessly. Ridley Scott, Ridley Scott Please stop I beg of thee! The legend that we all knew You didn't even bother to pursue. Such a chance you blew, chance you blew.
Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe You're getting really old. Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe Your acting's predictable. First you're mad and then you're sad. You're such a one trick lad! One trick lad, one trick lad.
Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe You're really past your prime. Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe I think it's quitin' time. You did the best you can, but got beat by Iron man. It's time to go, take it slow and do cameos.
free your mind, your @ss will follow