But seriously, I know I should have lied, but I have no game.
Sometimes I think, I mean I know, chicks want you to lie despite whatever they say about honesty this, honesty that.
For example, when I first started surfing, I told this chick, "I surf." She asked me if I was good, and I said, "I pretty much suck." Later, like much later, she said, “I think your just being modest, you’re probably a really good surfer“. I said no, “I pretty much suck.” She actually looked really disappointed, lol.
I once heard my best freind, Jake, who was as prolific as Wilt Chaimberlain say to a tourist girl once, “Ya, I was actually the valedictorian of my highschool.” Which is all well and good, but he dropped out of school in the tenth grade, lol. And do I really need to tell you, he sealed that deal, lol
BBD (bigger and better deal): It seems, whatever one of them is into, they will all go for the biggest and baddest of whatever that is. It doesn’t matter what it is, the biggest and baddest environmentalist, the biggest and baddest christian, the biggest and baddest surfer, lol It doesn't matter, whoever is the biggest and baddest in that particular group. And all of them, in that group, will go for that guy, and when he cheats, well, then, "all guys are pigs,"LOL
Someday, scientists will discover that the neural pathway to the female orgasm goes directly through a part of the brain that determines whether or not she percieves that the male she is fornicating with is an alpha or not. (but it makes the world go round, eh)
Ladies... Lying may not be such a bad thing. In fact, it might actually help you to get there (I,Y,K,W,I,M) If you know what I mean.
And you have something to complain about later when your over it, “I can’t believe I fell for that. He told me he was in medical school and all he does is clean toilets.”LOL