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Postby speelyei » Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:45 pm

Trula, it's not called an open relationship, it's called being unfaithfu, and if your boyfriend wants that type of relationship then he wants no relationship at all. And its not called a 'date' when you go on vacation and screw around on your boyfriend. It's called screwing around on your boyfriend while you are on vacation. And further more, the fact that you have never met the guys before, and will never likely see them again...is called a ONE NIGHT STAND not a date. And just because he has a job, does not make it a good idea. Men with jobs are dicks with disease's to.

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Postby pickleweed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:16 pm

HaHa!
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Postby Gazsurf » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:33 pm

pickleweed wrote:
Betty wrote:I didn't stop by to bag on Trula but she makes it so difficult not to.

Trula, it's not called an open relationship, it's called being unfaithfu, and if your boyfriend wants that type of relationship then he wants no relationship at all. And its not called a 'date' when you go on vacation and screw around on your boyfriend. It's called screwing around on your boyfriend while you are on vacation. And further more, the fact that you have never met the guys before, and will never likely see them again...is called a ONE NIGHT STAND not a date. And just because he has a job, does not make it a good idea. Men with jobs are dicks with disease's to.

Man when did your innocence turn into ignorance?

Anyways....Im not going to post my stoke with this crap, now I have to start another response godddammit.


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Yeah I can't believe Betty of all people would go all Ann Landers on Trula? Something's wrong with this world......

But the thought of Trula in an open relationship(as I have had them explained to me) is mind boggling too.....
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Postby speelyei » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:45 pm

here's a pic of that bear cutout I made, it turned out awesome. His eye is a broken truck tailight lens and a 1980's fire crew headlamp. 20 year old btteries, still shining 5 days later...

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Postby grizldoldfk » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:07 pm

speelyei, taking folk art to the extreme.
don't let them shoot it, or "relocate" it.
it can live in my yard.
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Postby pickleweed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:22 pm

That "bear" reminds me of a couple -O- folks round these parts

All angry, and big, mechanical parts where there eye's should be, two dimensional, with no internal organs, including a brain or a heart :roll:

I know why you rounded off them nut heads(sounds funny), there are two types of sockets, metric, and standard, if all you own are american made cars, there's no need for a set of metric sockets because all the nuts(lol) on an american car have standard heads, but my car wasn't made in America. It was made in Kim Chea Land, and all the cars made in countries other than the U.S. use metric sockets. Therefore, you never had a chance, (so sad :cry:) because you never had the right socket to begin with, and that is funny :lol:
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Postby redliner » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:23 pm

That is farkingawesome!!!!!
It always gets good after everyone leaves.
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Postby pickleweed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:25 pm

pickleweed wrote:That "bear" reminds me of a couple -O- folks round these parts

All angry, and big, mechanical parts where there eye's should be, two dimensional, with no internal organs, including a brain or a heart :roll:

I know why you rounded off them nut heads(sounds funny), there are two types of sockets, metric, and standard, if all you own are american made cars, there's no need for a set of metric sockets because all the nuts(lol) on an american car have standard heads, but my car wasn't made in America. It was made in Kim Chea Land, and all the cars made in countries other than the U.S. use metric sockets. Therefore, you never had a chance, (so sad :cry:) because you never had the right socket to begin with, and that is funny :lol:


That is some Sherlock Holmes shite right there Pickle.
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Postby pickleweed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:43 pm

Thanks Pickleweed :D

I also employed other powers of deduction, reduction, and suction to uncover the sabatour(s)

I thinks to myself, now, I know quite a bit about mechanical contraptions, but I knew nothing of autobody repair, much less something as esoteric(sorry) as how to seperate a front end, from a rear end. I mean, there are bolts here, and there are bolts there, but only the exact two bolts connecting the front to the rear where loose( and badly, I might add. metric, metric, metric, next time, dumb-@ss(es))

So, I thinks to myself, well out-loud, "watson! watson!" Who would know of such things, and then Eureka! I know! Someone who has done a frame of restoration, or two, of course, and there you have it, and there it is.

Case closed, solved, and done. I love a good mystery.

Thanks :D

I also love convertibles, the sun in my face, the wind in hair. My family does too. Unfortunately, there's not too much sun, or wind where your going :wink:
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Postby pickleweed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:54 pm

Pickle- so, in other words, your saying the sabatour(s) own only American Cars, and have done a frame of restoration or two?
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Postby pickleweed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:59 pm

That's what I'm sayin Picklerific, and I haven't even said anything yet....

Lets get Jiggy......

Goin back to Cali to Cali to Cali

Goin back to Cali

uh oh I don't think so!

"To stafford creek then"

That's more like it :!:
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Postby bluesilver » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:04 am

Jesus man...!! Are you alright? Your even worrying ME.

On a side note Speel, that bear is one of the coolest things I've ever seen and the mind reels at it's potential.
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Postby Neck Deep » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:28 am

speelyei wrote:here's a pic of that bear cutout I made, it turned out awesome. His eye is a broken truck tailight lens and a 1980's fire crew headlamp. 20 year old btteries, still shining 5 days later...

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No wonder you aren't getting any surf time in...
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Postby pickleweed » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:10 pm

No kidding, that's a real piece of art right there

You could get yourself a bar, and cover it in it's fur. Maybe, even some home-depot foam, shape it like a surfboard, but in the dimensions of a bear, and really make it look realistic.

All sorts of Hi-jinks could ensue after that.

:idea:

You could put it on the trail leading to your favorite secret spot, that would keep people out.

Maybe, you could even make a bloody human torso minus its feat, and lay it nearby. Then people may think all those feat washing ashore on the straight are from your bar, and they wouldn't surf there anymore
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Postby grizldoldfk » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:22 pm

um...moderators...can we get a spell check on this dude please?
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