What stoketh thee...

by **Neck Deep** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:50 am

Last time I was there, I was naked talking to a naked bloke who was having a family reunion (they were all naked also). He was also on some form of hallucinegenic.

Let me know, next time you go Ceedog, I'd like to see you naked before you leave Oregon.

by **Jacob** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:20 am

Baby talk, the full moon, sunshine, swimming in the river, puppies, smiles from my lover, ripe blackberries, dried cherries and the upcomming fall surf.

by **Neck Deep** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:34 am

Man, all you people who love your children. You are liers. They aren't fun or cute, they're horrible little brats. They make your life hell. They seize your freedom and sh*t all over it, literally. No sleep, Disney movies, no cigar smoking in the living room anymore, bucket loads of nappies, outlandish day care fees, potty training, puke stained t-shirts, smashing your possesions, no more sex life, visits to the ER. You can't make a f*ckin move without some form of chaos going down.

To anyone considering being a parent, know this: Your friends who have kids are lying to you about how great it is. Your life as you know it will end. Your sanity will be threatened, your savings will dwindle, your tits will be chewed on until they are raw and your testicles will be used as a trampoline.

by **grizldoldfk** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:44 am

"Your life as you know it will end. Your sanity will be threatened, your savings will dwindle, your tits will be chewed on until they are raw and your testicles will be used as a trampoline."

this part is true. the rest is opinion.

by **grizldoldfk** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:45 am

"No sleep, Disney movies, no cigar smoking in the living room anymore, bucket loads of nappies, outlandish day care fees, potty training, puke stained t-shirts, smashing your possesions, no more sex life, visits to the ER. You can't make a f*ckin move without some form of chaos going down. "

this part is true too.

by **bluesilver** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:25 pm

I would agree with most of it. There are times when I wonder why the hell people even have kids. No more for me, for sure.

by **fossilgrom** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:33 pm

Neck Deep wrote:Man, all you people who love your children. You are liers. They aren't fun or cute, they're horrible little brats. They make your life hell. They seize your freedom and sh*t all over it, literally. No sleep, Disney movies, no cigar smoking in the living room anymore, bucket loads of nappies, outlandish day care fees, potty training, puke stained t-shirts, smashing your possesions, no more sex life, visits to the ER. You can't make a f*ckin move without some form of chaos going down.

To anyone considering being a parent, know this: Your friends who have kids are lying to you about how great it is. Your life as you know it will end. Your sanity will be threatened, your savings will dwindle, your tits will be chewed on until they are raw and your testicles will be used as a trampoline.

Truer words were never spoken. Still love 'em though.

by **Neck Deep** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:41 pm

... and then you get, "Hey Dad, can we ride your skateboard to pre-school today." And its all OK for awhile.

by **grizldoldfk** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:06 pm

"No more for me, for sure."

how do you KNOW? i mean...do you ever really KNOW?...

my buddy is afraid to get the old snip snip because when he called for an appointment, the doctor's name was Dick Chops. really. guess that would deter me too.

after three kids a couple argued about her wanting another, but he was done and finally told her " there's something i can have done to make sure." and she said "well fine. i just hope you'll love number four like you love the rest."

by **bluesilver** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:28 pm

grizldoldfk wrote:"No more for me, for sure."

how do you KNOW? i mean...do you ever really KNOW?...

my buddy is afraid to get the old snip snip because when he called for an appointment, the doctor's name was Dick Chops. really. guess that would deter me too.

after three kids a couple argued about her wanting another, but he was done and finally told her " there's something i can have done to make sure." and she said "well fine. i just hope you'll love number four like you love the rest."

damn you neigh-sayers!!!!!!
no more children i say!!!!

I had a guy at work once use this logic..
If 2 people make 1 child... then our population is going into the negative.
He was upset with this idea, becuase i told him i'm having one child and no more. He was very christian.
I asked him how many kids he has and he said 5........................

Also, i told him how i was to be married in a few months and that I was thinking of getting a pre-nup written up.. he freaked out and gave me a speach about how if I don't know "for sure" then I shouldn't be getting married.
I asked him how many times he's been married and he said three.

He was very opinionated and hypocritical about anything and everything

by **grizldoldfk** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:43 pm

sounds like pretty much everyone here on this forum.
i'm sure he's right. you should listen to what he says.

by **pickleweed** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:39 pm

"Children are bad for the Environment"

Put that on your bumpersticker and make some money

It's like a qunitndruple ontondraeyyyae

by **Ceedog** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:48 am

Neck Deep wrote:Last time I was there, I was naked talking to a naked bloke who was having a family reunion (they were all naked also). He was also on some form of hallucinegenic.

Let me know, next time you go Ceedog, I'd like to see you naked before you leave Oregon.

We used to sneak in at night with a big group and do those sort of things. Big fan of manwool sweaters are ya...?

by **Neck Deep** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:03 pm

Lots of man wool at the skatepark this morning... Evidently Pragression didn't get much of a tan on his trip south.

Love those morning mid-week sessions. Just hairy old men, sweating and grunting together in the bowl. EXreMe arse-patting for encouragement. Slashing and grinding, pumping the curves hard, like our lives depend on it. Releasing hard after an edgy lipslide. Nice soak in the bathhouse afterwards. Gotta love the scene in Portland.

by **Betty** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 3:52 pm

My sexy baby bump!!

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