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Postby gills » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:20 am

I saw an IMAX movie the other day about the Wild Coast of South Africa: basically, every year, the sardine run happens which attracts a lot of predators, namely sharks, seals and dolphins.

So, there is footage of the food ball, and dolphins swimming through it, eating away, and the soundtrack is like Vivaldi's Four Seasons or something.

Cut to the same shot of sharks going through the food ball, exhibiting the same behavior and you get Stravinsky's Right of Spring (which is very dark and disturbing). But what's even worse is that you have all these biologists in the film saying, 'the shark is misunderstood and is being hunted to extinction' but then everytime the film cuts to a shark, it's Da-dunh, Da-dunh, Da-dunh and you can almost hear children screaming.

Sharks get phucking worked in film. Pisses me off.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:36 am

sounds psychedelic.
right on.

i think sharks should be hunted to extinction.
fine with me.

plovers for appetizers.
shark meat for main course.
not bad.
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Postby montana » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:22 am

'...hunted to extinction...fine with me'

'...plovers for appetizers'

'sounds psychedelic' (?!)

Did you score a dose of STP from a gang of renegade bikers, or just get into some bad acid there, GRZ? Just curious.

I hadn't previously counted you among the OSP sports who seemingly care little if they pass on a diminished planet to their kids and grandkids. Have you checked with the wife on this one?

If anybody out there can verify that the ocean's ecosystem can thrive in the absence of sharks, I'm willing to listen.
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Postby Lil' Snowy Plover » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:14 am

grizldoldfk wrote:sounds psychedelic.
right on.

i think sharks should be hunted to extinction.
fine with me.

plovers for appetizers.
shark meat for main course.
not bad.


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Postby grizldoldfk » Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:46 pm

okay okay! just the sharks. not the cute little plovers. too skinny anyway.
and okay okay on the sharks. just the carnivorous sharks. not the vegan sharks.
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Postby bluesilver » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:09 am

I don't think I would find a shark show featuring a sound track by Celine Dion or something you might find on a cartoon to be very entertaining.

Besides, sharks sometimes hunt and eat people. Just another pointless crusade. Sure, save them from extinction just like anything else.. but they will are what they are.

Anyways they help keep people out of the water.
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Postby Trula » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:29 am

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Postby bluesilver » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:01 am

Trula wrote:Finding a dang job.
College Diploma B.S.-Check
Pile of Student Loans-Check
Broke-Check
Job- Noooo

I go in for more pre-employment testing some weird test that is about judgement skills next week. If I pass it then they will start my background investigation but looking at 6 months to start is all goes well. Yep need a job while I wait.


Had do do stuff like this... timed math and comprehension test then a multiple choice psychological exam they sent off to a professional who apparently lets the company know exactly, in percentages, how successful you will be with various things
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Postby budster » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:06 am

an open-arm welcome to the passing pug only to have the little fugger slip through my hands like a wet turd and bite me in the face.

would have kicked a field goal if i had been a little quicker.

damn it stupid slow brain.
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Postby bluesilver » Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:48 am

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Postby pra_ggresion » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:05 pm

I saw a poll that suggested every industrialized culture in the world except the dutch prefers paintings of landscapes with lots of blue in the background more then any other type of painting. Dutch people predominantly prefer black and white modern art.
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Postby bluesilver » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:45 pm

pra_ggresion wrote:I saw a poll that suggested every industrialized culture in the world except the dutch prefers paintings of landscapes with lots of blue in the background more then any other type of painting. Dutch people predominantly prefer black and white modern art.


I now hate them even more. :evil:
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Postby Snow2Sea » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:50 pm

pra_ggresion wrote:I saw a poll that suggested every industrialized culture in the world except the dutch prefers paintings of landscapes with lots of blue in the background more then any other type of painting. Dutch people predominantly prefer black and white modern art.


It pisses me off that there are people out there who get paid money to create such a poll.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:04 pm

another black man killed by a cop and nothing will happen.
that young man was cuffed, face down, shot in the back.
that young man had a 5 yr old daughter.
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Postby Dub Star » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:20 pm

Just saw that. Damn the was F'ed up. Crazy riots on Oaktown as a result.
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