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Postby bluesilver » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:17 am

I think a lot of old folks and retards come to Washington to retire.
Maybe this is proven by the fact that I've never seen an Oregon driver up here that could do the speed limit.
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Postby pra_ggresion » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:52 am

Seven lanes wide. Doing 85 in a 55. And getting passed.


and getting passed on both sides

and some one riding 3" behind you,

all of them either a Hummer, a Escalade, or a Denali

and no one is driving them

because there watching three of five tv's in there pile of excess.

There is a much larger crisis down there beside economic.
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Postby bluesilver » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:06 pm

Is it AIDS?
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Postby pra_ggresion » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:46 pm

Close, it's a type of VD called bluesilver.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:33 pm

pra_ggresion wrote:
and getting passed on both sides

and some one riding 3" behind you,

all of them either a Hummer, a Escalade, or a Denali

and no one is driving them

because there watching three of five tv's in there pile of excess.

There is a much larger crisis down there beside economic.



Don't forget the guys on the bikes splitting lanes at 100 mph.

I don't know...i think the place is kind of cool. I like it for the spiraling decline that it is. It is humanity...after all humanity has devolved.

I am always reminded of that Neck Deep guy when I am down there.

He is right.

There is beauty in the decline.
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Postby bluesilver » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:36 am

pra_ggresion wrote:Close, it's a type of VD called bluesilver.


Now that sounds like a VD worth getting. Who's first?
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Postby Snow2Sea » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:42 am

Will it raise my core score, blue? If so, then hellz yeah! Let me throw these Volcom & Hurley stickers on my 7'8" funboard and I'll be right over!
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Postby bluesilver » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:52 am

No, it will not raise your score. Do your funboard a favor and burn it.
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Postby Snow2Sea » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:07 pm

Never. It's a floaty son of a bitch that helps me lure unsuspecting European tourist women into the ocean with free lessons on it....Maybe that's how I got VD?
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Postby King of El Cariso » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:24 pm

This...


Extended weather forecast
Gold Beach, OR

Local forecastHourlyTen-dayMapsAverages
Detailed ten-day forecast °F | °C
Day Forecast Description Precip chance
Today
Apr 07

Details Showers
Hi: 57° Lo: 47°
Day: Showers. High 57F. Winds S at 11 mph. Air Quality: Good, UV Index: 2
40%
Night: Showers. Low 47F. Winds S at 9 mph.
70%
Tomorrow
Apr 08

Details Rain
Hi: 53° Lo: 45°
Day: Rain. High 53F. Winds S at 10 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: 2
60%
Night: Rain. Low 45F. Winds S at 16 mph.
80%
Thursday
Apr 09 Rain
Hi: 51° Lo: 42°
Rain. High 51F. Light winds. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: 3
70%
Friday
Apr 10 Showers
Hi: 51° Lo: 38°
Showers. High 51F and low 38F. Winds N at 17 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: 5
40%
Saturday
Apr 11 Showers
Hi: 50° Lo: 45°
Showers. High 50F and low 45F. Winds SW at 8 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: NA
80%
Sunday
Apr 12 Showers
Hi: 51° Lo: 40°
Showers. High 51F and low 40F. Winds S at 14 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: NA
80%
Monday
Apr 13 Showers
Hi: 52° Lo: 37°
Showers. High 52F and low 37F. Winds NW at 13 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: NA
60%
Tuesday
Apr 14 Showers
Hi: 41° Lo: 35°
Showers. High 41F and low 35F. Winds N at 15 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: NA
80%
Wednesday
Apr 15 Mostly Sunny
Hi: 48° Lo: 38°
Mostly Sunny. High 48F and low 38F. Winds NW at 10 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: NA
10%
Thursday
Apr 16 Rain
Hi: 46° Lo: 42°
Rain. High 46F and low 42F. Winds NW at 8 mph. Air Quality: NA, UV Index: NA
60%
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Postby pra_ggresion » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:05 pm

Now that sounds like a VD worth getting. Who's first?


Will it raise my core score, blue? If so, then hellz yeah! Let me throw these Volcom & Hurley stickers on my 7'8" funboard and I'll be right over!


Bromance in the works perhaps?
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Postby Snow2Sea » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:22 am

Onshore slop
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Postby lolo macolo » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:53 am

love is pain
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Postby Snow2Sea » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:42 pm

It hurts so good Lolo, so good...
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Postby budster » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:34 am

that's probably the clap yer got there.
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