What pisses me off...........

by **speelyei** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:39 pm

The skills are not so perishable, it's your muscle mass, stamina, confidence and ability to withstand cold water.

you would know how funny this statement is if you had ever met me.

by **Doc** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:54 pm

3 moving violations in 36 months...
Yesterday, completly empty one way street...
Cut across 2 lanes to make a right...
Apparently, according to the cop...
I have no idea how dangerous this was...
There was noone within a full city block...
I think he wanted to taser me.

Doc

by **bluesilver** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:07 am

That would have been a primo time to use the "Don't taze me bro!!!" - "Don't taze me!!"

by **Ceedog** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:17 am

just tell em you're recording the whole thing, they'll go easy on you.

by **Nash** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:36 pm

When bros come 4-5/per car and paddle out all at the same time to the same peak.

by **Spent** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:03 pm

Sorry.

by **Snow2Sea** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:45 am

Nash wrote:When bros come 4-5/per car and paddle out all at the same time to the same peak.

Like the great Nate Dogg once said, "It ain't no fun, if yo homies can't have none."

by **Dub Star** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:24 am

This June gloom. So the summer surf had set in, but where the sun? One of the advantages of being a valleytrannykookmetrosexualcitydoucebag6-0waisthighwaveridingkeepPDXweirdhipster is the summer sun. SO BRING IT!

by **Ceedog** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:31 pm

They ration it here, seems its in short supply and causes global warming and taxes have been floated as a way of getting people to conserve it.

by **SlimVest** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:07 pm

Boards with bad mojo. You just look at them wrong and they ding. Got out of the water last night to find another spontaneous explosion on the rail of my summer ride. Gonna have to rebuild 5 inches of rail. Board's a sorry sight these days. Two years old and at least 6 to 8 dings along with a Delta Airlines super dual rail smash repair.

I know I'm not a good surfer and have been told I'm hard on my sleds, but shitt man, I've had other boards last longer w/o a scratch. This one got dinged it's first day out! There's some higher power at work here, I know it.

by **Gazsurf** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:15 pm

SlimVest wrote: This one got dinged it's first day out! There's some higher power at work here, I know it.

And that higher power is telling you to sponge...........

by **SlimVest** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:25 pm

My dick drags standing up, thank you very much.

by **Snow2Sea** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:25 pm

SlimVest wrote:I know I'm not a good surfer and have been told I'm hard on my sleds, but shitt man, I've had other boards last longer w/o a scratch. This one got dinged it's first day out! There's some higher power at work here, I know it.

...I just think you need more stickers on your board? I heard that helps.

by **Doc** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:26 pm

Losing my company car because I can't live within the rules of civilization.

Doc

by **Gazsurf** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:53 pm

doc wrote:Losing my company car because I can't live within the rules of civilization.

doc

How many tickets did it take?

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