True or False?

by **thurgood jenkins** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:38 pm

2tone you're so sexy when you make metaphors!

Move over Swiss TOny!

by **nativerush** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:02 pm

I have to admit most of the surfers I see at the cove are straight up yuppies and frat boys. Same goes for Oswald.
The kiters wear board shorts over their suits cuz they say the waist harness pulls up on their suit so it squeezes around their balls and they don't want to look like gay ballarinas. I thought it was stupid too till I talked to one. Makes sense.
I think that kiting used to be expensive but these guys last week told me you can get all the gear for under $600 now. Surfing is just as expensive and most people have 3 boards if they surf regularly.

by **holddown** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:17 pm

I am a redneck. How does that fit into the theory?

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 8:08 am

holddown wrote:I am a redneck.

Holddown, six months ago called...................they want their news back.

by **holddown** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:48 am

I forgot to mention that I'm a yuppy, too. I'm starting to understand why I can't surf worth a damn.

by **Nasty** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:50 am

holddown wrote:I forgot to mention that I'm a yuppy, too. I'm starting to understand why I can't surf worth a damn.

Have you bought your Harley yet?

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:55 am

Nasty wrote:Have you bought your Harley yet?

Why am I getting visions of 5 Harleys on a rack????

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:22 am

wanty9999 wrote:while having lunch in the West portland area downtown i came up with a new term for these people. Not quite hippies, but not quite yuppies. "Yippies" !

Send your jokes to Stew Albert and Abbie Hoffman they love this kind of stuff!! Generational gaps suck!!

by **holddown** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:29 am

I am not a hippy. I think a more appropriate term for me would be a yudneck or a yupneck.

by **wyosurf** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:55 am

never met a kiteboarder, but money changes a person right?, so it only makes sense if you can afford that stuff....

by **smithgrind** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:55 pm

Search and Destroy wrote:Russian Language-(Chibone)- A short dark skinned male or female, usually male. Who escapes the Rio Grand river to supposedly get a better life. Also known as a wet back, illegal, or more friendly a mexican, but a wet back should suffice.

I'm only racist against stupid people!

Hands down, my favorite poster of all time here on the OSP. The brilliance continues to blind me after all these years.

Why would the Russians have a special word for someone who leaves Mexico for a better life? I don't know, but I love it's implications! :lol:

True or False?

Kiters are yuppies, surfers are hippies.

yuppies and kiters

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