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by thurgood jenkins » Tue Jan 24, 2006 2:57 pm
Fish, I am as bored as Some Guy is sexually confused.
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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by Search and Destroy » Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:49 pm
Sounds like its starting to sound like, complain and blame.
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by SooLoo » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:47 pm
mine complained once......
once.
I now live alone awaiting my visa.
FU** 'EM
FU** You TOO
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by redliner » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:15 pm
You still here?
Your work visa's going to expire before you leave!
You should show up on Sat. night.
It always gets good after everyone leaves.
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by SooLoo » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:43 pm
sorry couldn't make it Saturday, i was trying to bed down a chick with boobs the size of my head!

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by Critter » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:46 pm
And..........
All ya gotta do is ask for it.
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by SooLoo » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:49 pm
it turned out they were bigger than my head. i left a bread crumb trail so i could find my way out

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by Critter » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:50 pm
Damn dude congratulations, its alway worth it to expand your horizons

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by Gazsurf » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:30 pm
Congratulations would be in order Sooloo...... cept for the job those South American witch doctors did to your noggin!
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by nm » Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:46 pm
SooLoo wrote:sorry couldn't make it Saturday, i was trying to bed down a chick with boobs the size of my head!

I cleaned..........I cooked............to no avail.......I still got stood up for a chick with big tits. That's it............no more it's-okay-to-like-my-body-the-way-it-is-psycho-babble for me......
http://www.myfirstbra.us/small_breast.htm .......I'm gettin' the pfd's.
And you thought giving me the PG version would spare my feelings.....

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by Gazsurf » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:35 pm
All the hot guys at your bash and you're complaining about the one that didn't show.......jesuuuus!
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by nm » Mon Jan 30, 2006 5:41 pm
I have to admit...............like a kid in a candy factory. All you yummy boys.........

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by Owen » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:48 pm
damn sooloo.. all i can think of are stretch marks. You didn't say how old she was or if she was fat. Usually a chick with dodgeball sized hooters are 300 lbs and could swallow you in one ..bite or whatever. But what do you care, you are leaving the country. American (crazy fat chick) laws concerning child support shoulden't concern you down there
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by SooLoo » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:23 pm
Owen,
boobs were head high and clean with the occasional overhead set. didn't see courdory streaching to the horizion but it had nice shape. not breaking top to bottom but not crumbly either. i better check it again to be sure. and don't worry there is an new kevlar condom with side plates i am currently testing fopr the military.
thank's for looking out O.
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by smithgrind » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:30 am
Sue, those Aussie girls loooooove an american accent...
Enjoy the baggin' and taggin'.

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