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Postby Ceedog » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:16 am

Getting a few chuckles from this page.
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Postby nasty » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:19 am

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:...get(ing) them a towel.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:49 pm

Going out to dinner Friday eve with J and a couple very close friends. Getting caroled by some random hippies wandering in and singing Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer.

then having dinner the next night at the house with some close friends and getting caroled at the door by a band of kids.

The presents under the tree.

The family in the house.

And the smell of prime rib resting on the stove top.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby Doc » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:18 pm

WK getting stoked...

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Postby FP » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:46 am

Securing the $ to print my zine and not have to go stupidly into debt for it.... Thank You Sweet Lord Jesus.
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Postby smithgrind » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:59 pm

Working on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day so I don't have to sit around my house cutting myself to feel the joy of of the Holidays. :P
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Postby scubetubeular » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:37 pm

Isn't your lady back by now?
Maybe you should be "stoked" about that brah.
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Postby Gazsurf » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:46 pm

Scube said what?

scubetubeular wrote:Maybe you should "stroke" about that brah.
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Postby nasty » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:27 pm

Woodford Reserve Bourbon
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Postby FP » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:33 pm

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My new ATV. 8 3/8", 57mm
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Postby smithgrind » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:58 pm

Guilt free tattoos.
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Postby FP » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:04 pm

Walking past a big window downtown, recognizing a tall grizzly surfer hard at work inside and throwing the bastard a big shaka.
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Postby JohnathonSurf75 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:14 am

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Postby smithgrind » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:12 am

what are your knickers doing around your ankles, Jonathon?

Having a bit of a tug to ozzy then?
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Postby Jacob » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:33 pm

prospect of buying a cabin in the mountains & livin' off grid and frothy winter surf.
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