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Postby grizldoldfk » Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:26 pm

now i'm worried...this must be part of the exchange for those photos you're gonna post...remember...just pics of her...your shaved scrote post was more than enough detail ...i don't think anyone wants to see any actual pictures of...um...that...
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Postby Doc » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:31 pm

That was way more in depth than I care to hear...

But thank you, I guess...

Now I know.

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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:54 pm

C'mon Doc...every guy over the age of 20 knows what I am talking about. Adn you...are over 20. Trust me.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:00 pm

Grocery stores.

Grocery stores piss me off.

I hate winco, and most have read that diatribe, and if not, just go into one...it will piss you off too.

then there is Fred Meyers.

You ever notice things are not grouped with like items in there? You want some canned beans? Well they sure are not next to the canned tomatoes. You know why? 'Cuz next to the canned tomatoes are the croutons that some other poor sap is looking for. You have to go oever to the automotive section to get your canned bean. They are right next to the napkins.

Freddy's does this to keep you in the store longer. To increase the chance of you impulse shopping.

Trader Joes is okay..but what the hell....why not take one of the 16 aisle of wine out and put in a little more selection?



Then there are Safeway and Albertson's.


Why do both these knobs have some crappy prefered buyers program? You know how many damn Safeway Club cards I have because I keep forgetting them at home?


you ever notice the first thing you smell when entering an Albertson's is the fish section? WTF? Haven't you people ever heard of bleach? Go to Freddy's...it's right in between the diapers and the chopsticks on aisle 3 of the garden center.
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Postby Gazsurf » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:03 pm

Thanks for posting the grocery store expose, I have finally stopped throwing up from your shaving expose........
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Postby Doc » Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:26 pm

I do know what you're talking about...

I just thought the first rule of shaving your scrote was...

You don't talk about shaving your scrote...

Or the hot lamps...

Or the man with the knife...

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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:31 pm

Three things Wanty:

1) I don;t ever go into walmart.
2) I don;t owna a damn thing with looney tunes on them.
3) I'm bigger than you.
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Postby nasty » Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:40 pm

Not being able to go on a fixie ride because of a chain saw accident pisses me off.
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Postby nasty » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:32 pm

Cruising the OSP on pain killers.

My drink is empty.




NURSE!!!!
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Postby Stiffler » Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:06 pm

chain saw accident?

one of the mods needs to go change the 3k post label to "ballshaver"
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Postby Betty » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:44 pm

Should I write up an essay on the shaving of the snatch?
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Postby grizldoldfk » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:21 am

yes.
but include pictures.
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Postby 2tone » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:10 pm

What pisses me off right now is my frigin allergies... I can't seem to stop sneezing... My throat itches and my eyes are just... BAH!! All frigin day!! It's the no windows building with the recycled air... or I think it may be... but fuqidy fuq fuq... and I'm imune to most anti-histamines... and yes, I have been through one of those allergy programs where they give you shots all the time... years back... and I don't want to go through it again! Frigin shite! I didn't have this problem while in the tropics! FUQING HELL!

THERE! That is my bitche and moan for the day!!
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Postby SlimVest » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:46 pm

Three days off, no swell, crappy winds, rain.
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Postby Doc » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:34 pm

It wasn't windy or rainy today...

No swell tho.

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