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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:46 pm

Knowing that my tattoo guy has enough integrity and pride in his work to tell me that I am not healed enough to do the fill in and shading, taking the time to point out exactly what he was seeing and explaining why he did not want to move forward at this point.
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Postby grizldoldfk » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:22 pm

sounds like a relationship.
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Postby Ceedog » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:34 pm

Going surfing once a week now.
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Postby Dub Star » Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:30 pm

Ceedog wrote:Going surfing once a week now.


How'd ya pull that?

smithgrind wrote:Surfing summer style waves in the vibrant sun on a February day.


Noooo not summer already!
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Postby Ceedog » Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:56 pm

I finally pulled the big boy pants out from the back of the closet and tried em on.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:10 pm

Remembering Ceedog's quote from last years AB3.
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Postby FP » Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:11 pm

Remind me...

I just remember Ceedog engaged in some pretty heavy phone conversations, and some pretty heavy beer quaffing... at the same time.
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Postby intrepid » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:59 am

I remember a misti flip gone awry. ...both times. And Ceedog on the phone. I think everyone was ragging on him about that.
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Postby intrepid » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:06 am

Drugs and alcohol are pretty awesome together.
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Postby Ceedog » Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:17 am

I'm bummed I missed the misty flip.
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Postby pro moe » Mon Mar 03, 2008 2:35 pm

dunking backpaddling LB kooks
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Postby pickleweed » Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:29 pm

I like "dunking" too. I could only do it, though, when the ball was hanging on the rim. my hands are too small to palm the ball, but they're thick,

Ladies....

And that's what it's all about a tight fit, 2/3's are in the first one third, and the "boatman" likes thick, bcs the "oar" makes more contact around the, "oar hole" that way. (you know those brass oar hole thingies on dingies that the oar fits into)

And contact is what it's all about, bcs you wouldn't want the oar to slip out of the oar hole. Slipping out of the "oar hole" is going to slow you down, for sure.

But you have to have some length, otherwise, the oar won't make contact with the wetness below, and you're not going to get anywhere if you don't make contact with the, "wetness"

On the other hand, if your oar is too long, your going to get somewhere, but it's going to be slow going, and some ponds are as shallow as only four inches. If you hit the bottom of a pond it's going to slow you down, and you might even break your oar.

It may seem desireable to have a long oar, but it's hard to handle those things and they only fit in the largest oar holes. Many boats aren't equipped with large oar holes, so, your oar is only going to work on a few boats.

So ladies, and uh, gentlemen (I guess), thick oars are the way to go.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:03 pm

FP wrote:Remind me...

I just remember Ceedog engaged in some pretty heavy phone conversations, and some pretty heavy beer quaffing... at the same time.


On the phone with the missus...it went something like ... "I'm a surfer! This is who I am! Deal with it!" :lol:
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Postby wetchicken » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:44 pm

pickleweed-that post sounds like it belongs on craigslist under casual encounters
try adding a pic too, close up of your oar only-women love that stuff
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Postby nasty » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:00 pm

Hot tubs!
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