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Postby budster » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:28 am

qball wrote:Parents "faith healing" their kids



ahhh....... natural selection has a sort of magic to it in it's simplicity of design.
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Postby Gazsurf » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:51 am

Cepting for the part where it doesn't take the parents first.
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."

Texas Board of Education member McLeroy rejecting science over creationism.
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Postby bluesilver » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:03 am

budster wrote:
qball wrote:Parents "faith healing" their kids



ahhh....... natural selection has a sort of magic to it in it's simplicity of design.


unfortunately for the kids, it's thier parents' Darwin award that kills them
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Postby budster » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:15 am

unfortunately for the kids, it's thier parents' Darwin award that kills them[/quote]

well all those little Darwin award collateral winners are gracing the good Lords kingdom now and not returning to the compost heap of a massive worm banquet. seeems like those zealot parents know what they are doing after all!!

it's so encouraging to see that some folks have it all figured out. hope for the rest of us trogglodites.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:50 am

Having to get on a plane and go to sacramento where it is a nice mild 102f today....

The things we do...

for love.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:41 am

Sacremeto is..
a shite hole..
with worst-dressed...
status.

Got my coto salami...
for the flight home...
because..
I always wanted...
to be..
that guy.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby smithgrind » Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:50 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Sacremeto is..
a poo hole..
.

Also known as Excremento.
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Postby jerichv » Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:20 am

5' to 6' with 150 people out = 2 gashed boards in 2 days.
summer time in socal :evil:
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:26 pm

looking at the garage...
full of procured house stuff.
Realizing....
what it means.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby speelyei » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:00 am

excellent! Get up on the roof, brother, there's ridge shingles to nail! You can play with your bike after the mowins done and the tub drains properly...
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:13 am

Glad we picked the hottest day of the year to start the painting.

Four bedrooms...
A hallway...
and the upstairs..
Familly Room.

All day to tape...
remove doors...
and prime.

Today we might actually...
start painting.


Of course that...
would just mean...
it's time to replace..
15 light fixtures...
6 doors...
and about a million outlets and plates.

Once that is done...
we can get to work.

Funny thing is...
friends...
stopped answering their phones.
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby smithgrind » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:37 am

Cheer up Wilbur!
This dry heat will make that paint dry faster...
Less time spent watching it dry...
More time spent looking for new fixtures, outlet plates, and such.

You got it good this weekend, bro!
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Postby grizldoldfk » Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:15 am

i work hard and anxiously await summer, when i get back into a routine of dawn patrols and day after day of surf...good or bad...i've been on a spree...
my wife made me go to a shindig last night that wasn't over 'til after midnight...kids waking at 3am for soymilk meltdown...
so i overslept...
and i know already that the waves likely suck...but that's not the point...
i got up around 8...found a note on the counter that read," my turn. be back in a while."
it's now after ten.
everybody knows the beachbreaks get even better with even more wind.
take your time honey. i'll be pist whenever you get back anyway.
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Postby Gazsurf » Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:48 pm

grizldoldfk wrote:it's now after ten.

everybody knows the beachbreaks get even better with even more wind.
take your time honey. i'll be pist whenever you get back anyway.


She did you a favor it's gotten cleaner in the last hour.......
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Postby grizldoldfk » Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:13 pm

she looked sexy for me all day and made me biskits tonight.
and i'll bet i can get a late dessert if you know what i mean.
i forgave her at "hello".
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