What pisses me off...........

by **Hermgruf** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:37 pm

deleting all my posts.

by **bluesilver** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:23 pm

Hermgruf wrote:Interesting.
Last night I dreamed I dressed up as a Hot Female Cop and pulled a guy over and ended up taking it in the butt while his wife watched.

Maybe our dreams reflect how we feel and what we want in real life
:lol:

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:33 pm

Betty wrote:How many times have you tipped your doctor for swabbing your twat?

Once.

by **Nash** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:16 am

Blowing out the zipper on my 2 month old excel.

by **Betty** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:26 pm

Everytime I start to think I look pregnant I fart all night and the next day my baby bump is gone. Gay.

by **budster** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:19 am

sooooo it's safe to say that come morning all other members of the household and animals alike are crawling on the floor gasping for oxygen. mosquitoes making soft death spirals gives the sensation of falling ash from a recent eruption.

by **Gazsurf** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:38 am

budster wrote:sooooo it's safe to say that come morning all other members of the household and animals alike are crawling on the floor gasping for oxygen. mosquitoes making soft death spirals gives the sensation of falling ash from a recent eruption.

How's that hangover?

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:52 pm

Not being able to surf until I go to Mexico in August.

True story.

I actually had to sit down with my book and go day by day.

Everything is booked solid.

I could not schedule a fart at this point.

I was really hoping to go see Jerich and gang at SS this weekend.

Got nothing.

Won't even bother attempting to go see fireworks tonight. An evening of rest is a commodity these days.

by **Gazsurf** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:50 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:True story.

I actually had to sit down with my book and go day by day.

............. and how many days did you have to rework "surf" to "hose-chores"?

by **wetchicken** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:25 pm

screw fireworks

they did em last year, they'll do em next year

by **bluesilver** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:16 pm

people with fireworks that should not have them. House fires, playing fetch with a lit M-80 and the neighbors dog, brush fires, drunk dip sh***

by **riverjetty** » Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:47 pm

Hermgruf wrote:Interesting.
Last night I dreamed I dressed up as a Hot Female Cop and pulled a guy over and ended up taking it in the butt while his wife watched.

For want of a word, a kingdom was lost.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:24 am

Gazsurf wrote:
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:True story.

I actually had to sit down with my book and go day by day.

............. and how many days did you have to rework "surf" to "hose-chores"?

Not many....
Hose-chores...
are not my department.

I have failed....
to get all of my big rocks in my jar.
Or....
I have failed....
to identify Surfing....
as a big rock.

by **Gazsurf** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:28 am

Leaving your trash on the beach is hardly what the founding fathers would have wanted.......

by **Neck Deep** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:46 am

wanty wrote:
Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:.

I was really hoping to go see Jerich and gang at SS this weekend.

Don't worry, that kook canceled.

Waiting for Wanty and Jerich in the Short Sands campsite all weekend, all by myself, naked and lonely, while hundreds of people have the time of their lives all around me.

What pisses me off...........

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