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Posted: **Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:37 pm**

JJ has been working for the CIA, you can tell by his album names: sleep through the static, too obvious. Along with fluoride, vaccinations, high fructose corn syrup, and MTV its all part of an incremental plot to make youth complacent and incapable of recognizing tyranny.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:02 am**

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Because we already have a Dave Mathews..and he is much better.

If he is better, then old Jack must really suck!

Really tho....You have to give it up for Dave. How that cat can write and produce music AND knock out season after season of Entourage I'll never know.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:59 am**

Oh well, this dude at work is probably gay anyways.

Posted: **Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:26 am**

bluesilver wrote:Oh well, this dude at work is probably gay anyways.

Every thread should end this way.

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:53 am**

Wowee, just got out of and Indo barrel and played for a lot of naked babes on the beach while drinking Corona Lights with Lemon. And then I read this on my iPhone. You guys are zany!!

Chill out and make a banana pancake!!!

Peace and love from the eternal paradise that is my life!!! Heave would be a step down!!!

JJ

Posted: **Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:25 pm**

Hello Jack, just so you know.

As soon as I find out whether my sizable ripped forearm will stand up to War Child's seemingly cartoonishy strong rectum, I'm coming for you.

I'm going to take your guitar, your big words, and your stoke and shove them so far up your a$$ every time you sneeze it will sound like brush fire prairie tales played with a kazoo.

Posted: **Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:53 am**

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:24 am**

Ceedog wrote:JJ has been working for the CIA, you can tell by his album names: sleep through the static, too obvious. Along with fluoride, vaccinations, high fructose corn syrup, and MTV its all part of an incremental plot to make youth complacent and incapable of recognizing tyranny.

Dude, chill out and make a banana pancake, pretend like it's the weekend, yeah...

You've got start smoking spliffs and drinking tecates and Mate, instead of doing that meth. Meth makes you think 'the man' is coming down on you. Let me know if you need a benefit concert to fund your intervention.

Posted: **Wed Oct 21, 2009 9:05 am**

That's the way to be JJ! Always stay in character chicks are into that. Speaking of which, why don't we get loaded and have a threesome with Twin Fin Annie...

Posted: **Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:51 am**

Mitch Effing Buchanan wrote:That's the way to be JJ! Always stay in character chicks are into that. Speaking of which, why don't we get loaded and have a threesome with Twin Fin Annie...

Or get Shat faced and try to eat hamburgers on camera

Posted: **Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:36 am**

Jack Johnson wrote: pretend like it's the weekend, yeah...

lmfao

Jack Johnson @ Ceedog wrote:You've got start smoking spliffs

agreed!

Posted: **Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:37 pm**

Get me a card and i'm there...

Posted: **Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:19 pm**

MMA Guy wrote:Hello Jack, just so you know.

As soon as I find out whether my sizable ripped forearm will stand up to War Child's seemingly cartoonishy strong rectum, I'm coming for you.

I'm going to take your guitar, your big words, and your stoke and shove them so far up your a$$ every time you sneeze it will sound like brush fire prairie tales played with a kazoo.

MMA-hole guy, whazzup brutha!

I wanna thank you. Your threats brought a whole new level of creativity to my role playing tincture orgy retreat with the Misty May and Karen Walsh last weekend! They like the fierceness! I wrote a song called knocking the volleyball bro!

Posted: **Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:38 pm**

Well Hell-fu(king-O Jack. I would respond to.....well whtaeverthefu(k you typed with your slightly calloused finger tips, however, due to an upcoming fight I have renounced sex and kicking your a$$.

Merry Xmass.

Gotta stay sharp.

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Mr. Jack Johnson