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Spots you don't want your granny to know about

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Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby guppy » Wed Apr 19, 2023 1:41 am

The mystery of the Oregon coast
What breaks, swell direction, tide, and favorable winds.
Internet ediquite... what's that? Sell it all out for someone to paddle out with?
Who feels my agony?
One friend in the water splits chances with the landlord 50/50!
I'll drive if you spill the tea!
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Doc » Wed Apr 19, 2023 7:16 pm

There will be no tea spilt...
If you wanna surf, surf...
Don't ask people to surf with you...
Live a little...
Die alone.
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Tex » Tue Apr 25, 2023 11:16 am

Gotta say, the drive from the valley is always more fun with someone to talk to but once we hit the surf, you are def on your own aside from an occasional hoot down the line.
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby guppy » Wed May 17, 2023 6:45 pm

Will definitely die alone with my booties on but that tea doesn't have to be wasted... spill it into the gullet of a thirsty old man!
Small waves this week... I don't even know where to look and I just got a brand new soft top!
I won't snake you... it's called a party wave!

That's right Tex, I'm gonna be hooting you on like a one man cheer squad!
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Major Lazer » Thu May 18, 2023 2:06 pm

Teas been spilt. Not much of a mystery. Pretty much done IMO. That said, I still find solitude on occasions when the conditions are right, I have the time to hunt it, and sands in the right places. Doesn't happen to often, but luckily still does 8)
Routine is a vampire. Manu Chao-
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Hey Kunce! » Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:54 pm

I don't surf with anyone. I surf with a bunchakunce.

but I love you kunce.
See you next Tuesday?
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Tex » Thu Jul 13, 2023 6:27 pm

where the heck is your fav spot HK?
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Hey Kunce! » Thu Jul 20, 2023 5:13 pm

right now f*ckin now, i'vegotta minor f*ckin obsession with me f*ckin bald spot, eh kunce?

other than that, f*ckin south of kunce is usually a f*ckin go but the F*ckin paddle back out gets a little f*ckin turbulent down there, eh? still kunce... worth a f*ckin look eh?
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Re: Spots you don't want your granny to know about

Postby Tex » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:31 am

Yep, I remember those days, the bald spot....first time in showed up in a photo, I took immediate action. Grabbed the clippers, went 1 guard all the way around, never looked back. Probably back in 06....somewhere in there.
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