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How many of you even have a woman?

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I have not had sex
3
18%
I am currently having sex, even periodically, with someone
8
47%
I have no woman/man, but HAVE had sex, at least once
4
24%
I'm Orriginal.
2
12%
 
Total votes : 17

Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:30 pm

Yeajh...well I bet she has sex more than you do.
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Postby orriginal » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:13 pm

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:

I wonder...what names for "vagina" are acceptable to use?


Bearded clam
fish taco
wussy
love cave
love muffin


To name a few, I don't care what you call it.
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Postby SooLoo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:45 pm

meat curtians!!!!!!!


props to koo fo dat
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Postby tippy toes » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:30 pm

i like:

snatch
c*nt
puss

just one girl's opinion.
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Postby Stiffler » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:55 pm

when speaking of that most succulent of delicacies, Ms Stiffler goes with cooch, hoo-hoo, or 'china....

but I pretty much stick with BOX.
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Postby SooLoo » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:59 am

1 girl told me to "get down there and show my puter some lovin". I lost my hard on and never fully recovered.
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Postby Tacoma Chemical Corp. » Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:26 am

XBlueSilverX wrote:i have sex at least every other night if not every night, my girlfriend is a porn star


Your girlfriend is a porn star?

That's right on the edge. Is it hot or is it nasty. Dating a stripper is hot, dating a pornstar ehh? I can't say. Dating a republican is nasty. Dick Cheney eww. Dick.
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Postby XBlueSilverX » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:09 am

yeah, we do it in the morning and at night before bed.she's my porn star and even used my camera one day while i was at work to get me a lot of ....nice pics
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Postby Guest » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:31 pm

Swiss Tony feels insulted that he even has to answer this question. Instead he would like to talk about going fishing:

Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod over, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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