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by Stiffler » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:36 pm
Doc has a good question here:
How many of you even have a woman?
On second thought... how many of you have even had sex in the last week?
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by rveesurfdawg » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:43 pm
I refuse to share my personal life with all of you low life lonely pervs.
Well okay, If you can't beat em join em.
Or beat yourself I guess.
Kinda hard tellin not knowin. .
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by loli » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:46 pm
What about us ladies? Aside from Cindyb......there should be an option for having a man.
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by smithgrind » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:22 pm
loli wrote:What about us ladies? Aside from Cindyb......there should be an option for having a man.
Don't be all bendin' the rules of this post loli, sex with girls
is the only sex that counts, so why don't you relax and see
if trula can git some swing in her step.
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by Koo Nass » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:28 pm
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:39 pm
Ovaginal is taking a beating today.....
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by orriginal » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:53 pm
Bahaaaahaaa!
Yer an assh0le!
Yes I am Orriginal, yes I have a dick, Yes I have a girlfriend, yes she has a vagina, yes I have gotten laid within the last day, no I don't care about others sex lives, no I don't have over 3000 posts.
That is still really fukkin funny though.
Will work for board.
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by nm » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:00 pm
smithgrind wrote:Don't be all bendin' the rules of this post loli, sex with girls is the only sex that counts, so why don't you relax and see if trula can git some swing in her step.
I'd like to see that do si do.......
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:50 am
orriginal wrote:yes I have gotten laid within the last day
Does your girlfriend know about that?
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by SooLoo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:16 am
I 86'd the wife so yes I am finally having sex again! Yea for me.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:26 am
orriginal wrote:yes I have gotten laid within the last day
Hmmmm.....
SooLoo wrote:I 86'd the wife so yes I am finally having sex again!
Things are starting to make sense around here.....
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by SooLoo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:31 am
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:14 pm
orriginal wrote:yes I have a dick, Yes I have a girlfriend, yes she has a vagina
This is interesting.....you use the word "dick" for penis...but refer to the "vagina" by it's real name.....why?
I wonder...what names for "vagina" are acceptable to use?
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by XBlueSilverX » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:23 pm
Koo Nass wrote:
i love the black on the eyes to hide the secret identity
The problem with real life? There's no danger music..
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by XBlueSilverX » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:28 pm
i have sex at least every other night if not every night, my girlfriend has the sex drive of a porn star
The problem with real life? There's no danger music..
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