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How many of you even have a woman?

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I have not had sex
3
18%
I am currently having sex, even periodically, with someone
8
47%
I have no woman/man, but HAVE had sex, at least once
4
24%
I'm Orriginal.
2
12%
 
Total votes : 17

How many of you even have a woman?

Postby Stiffler » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:36 pm

Doc has a good question here:
How many of you even have a woman?

On second thought... how many of you have even had sex in the last week?
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Postby rveesurfdawg » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:43 pm

I refuse to share my personal life with all of you low life lonely pervs.

Well okay, If you can't beat em join em.
Or beat yourself I guess.
Kinda hard tellin not knowin. .
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Postby loli » Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:46 pm

What about us ladies? Aside from Cindyb......there should be an option for having a man.
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Postby smithgrind » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:22 pm

loli wrote:What about us ladies? Aside from Cindyb......there should be an option for having a man.


Don't be all bendin' the rules of this post loli, sex with girls
is the only sex that counts, so why don't you relax and see
if trula can git some swing in her step.
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Postby Koo Nass » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:28 pm

Image
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:39 pm

Ovaginal is taking a beating today.....


:lol:
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby orriginal » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:53 pm

Bahaaaahaaa!

Yer an assh0le!

Yes I am Orriginal, yes I have a dick, Yes I have a girlfriend, yes she has a vagina, yes I have gotten laid within the last day, no I don't care about others sex lives, no I don't have over 3000 posts.

That is still really fukkin funny though.
Will work for board.
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Postby nm » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:00 pm

smithgrind wrote:Don't be all bendin' the rules of this post loli, sex with girls is the only sex that counts, so why don't you relax and see if trula can git some swing in her step.


I'd like to see that do si do.......:twisted:!
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:50 am

orriginal wrote:yes I have gotten laid within the last day


Does your girlfriend know about that?
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby SooLoo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:16 am

I 86'd the wife so yes I am finally having sex again! Yea for me.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:26 am

orriginal wrote:yes I have gotten laid within the last day


Hmmmm.....

SooLoo wrote:I 86'd the wife so yes I am finally having sex again!


Things are starting to make sense around here.....
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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Postby SooLoo » Tue Jun 21, 2005 8:31 am

:shock:
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:14 pm

orriginal wrote:yes I have a dick, Yes I have a girlfriend, yes she has a vagina


This is interesting.....you use the word "dick" for penis...but refer to the "vagina" by it's real name.....why?

I wonder...what names for "vagina" are acceptable to use?
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Postby XBlueSilverX » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:23 pm

Koo Nass wrote:Image

i love the black on the eyes to hide the secret identity
The problem with real life? There's no danger music..
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Postby XBlueSilverX » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:28 pm

i have sex at least every other night if not every night, my girlfriend has the sex drive of a porn star
The problem with real life? There's no danger music..
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