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Tyedog wrote:The best advice I can give anyone who is confronted by a pack (they always hunt in packs) of surly locals is....... A. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!!! very important, as this is sure to provoke an attack. B. Bring "gifts". Gifts include beer, KGB, money, your girl, your daughter, your mom if shes hot. This will keep them occupied for a short peirod of time while you sneek a wave or two. Just remember, the better the gift, the more waves they will look the other way on for 'ya. I have to say that some of the crap I have read on this and other OREGON surfpage message boards is all I need to know when the crap spewers come back and cry about a rock or two being thrown. Did anyone get hit????? Did they ding your board, wax your car, yell at you, pop a tire, throw a severed head on your porch????? And now your going to bring a gun????? What the phuck is wrong with some of you?????? YOU BRING THIS ON YOURSELFS. Act like a man and most of the time youll be treated like one. Or as a last resort, roll up into a ball and scream like a girl. They'll be to busy laughing to beat you too badly.
wawaverider wrote:bribing locals, what the hell is that? never ever will that happen. xbluesilverx I think that you are dead wrong about the people from 100 miles away being dicks, in fact I would be willing to make a fifty dollar bet on the folks that do the biggest percent of harrassing are LOCALS don't go kidding yourself or trying to buddy up with them, yeah there are plenty of good locals, that isn't the point.
fossilgrom wrote:As long as you stay in washington we'll get along just fine. You don't wanna surf down here anyway...people carry guns - arr, arr. But seriously folks - localism sucks...so just avoid it and go snowboarding.
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