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by Sparky » Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:01 am
Great story B.. though I would have to say your young hero was also stupid.. had he waited till said goatazz left said bar and walked around the corner where no one was watching, he then could have taken an aluminium baseball bat and with a few well placed blows.. lets just say to the knee caps.. said goateeazz would not be an issue in the water.. A ski mask is always a good thing to wear when doing such things.. not that I would know about such devious actions.. but if I was said hero.. that would be the actions I would have taken
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by Doc » Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:46 am
hmmmmm...
I think I am done flipping you chit sparks...
I like my kneecaps
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by The Betty » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:19 pm
surfinSparky wrote:Great story B.. though I would have to say your young hero was also stupid.. had he waited till said goatazz left said bar and walked around the corner where no one was watching, he then could have taken an aluminium baseball bat and with a few well placed blows.. lets just say to the knee caps.. said goateeazz would not be an issue in the water.. A ski mask is always a good thing to wear when doing such things.. not that I would know about such devious actions.. but if I was said hero.. that would be the actions I would have taken
I can be your partner in crime. You get them on the ground and Ill bite their ear off.
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by goinleft » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:14 pm
Bison,
Liked the story for sure its got to be the same guy I am thinking of (mid 30's probably) which is what is so astonishing to me that at his age he is still going around acting like a schoolyard bully. That dik has been trying to pick a fight w/ me out there for a while (in the cove as well). He's always yelling shite and calling people out who have done nothing wrong. They're sitting well off of the peak minding their own business....never dropping in or anything and he still makes sh!t up and starts yelling and talking trash. Glad to hear your buddy rearranged his face....I am thinking about doing the same one of these days but I do worry about all the culls who follow his lead. Got to watch your back out there.
Real sad that we even have to have these conversations, shouldn't be that way.
fk off!
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by Doc » Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:36 pm
I stopped trying to hit people in the face around 7th grade...
Stopped committing felonies at 18...well, most felonies...
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by Koo Nass » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:34 pm
Sparky chased FoulPete off his peak today. Does that count?
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by foulpete » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 pm
Koo Nass wrote:Sparky chased FoulPete off his peak today. Does that count?
Wrong that was my peak and I was killing it on my single fin...
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by Sparky » Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:27 pm
foulpete wrote:Koo Nass wrote:Sparky chased FoulPete off his peak today. Does that count?
Wrong that was my peak and I was killing it on my single fin...
Yeah but Koon got the wave of the day.. soooo there
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by SooLoo » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:34 pm
it was that bad huh?
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by Koo Nass » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:07 am
SooLoo wrote:it was that bad huh?
OUCH! I just sold your board to Fish.
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by Fish » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:50 pm
LOL........I bought a prosthetic instead!
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by Bison » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:43 pm
going L...
I was out there not too long ago with that guy and he drops in on me, no biggie I shrug it off and dig through the lip to pop out the back, he then paddels over to me and starts calling me a kook saying I almost hit him. I remind him that he had dropped in on me when he says:
"I live here, I can't drop in on you because I have the right to the wave no matter where you're sitting"
Then he wants to go to the beach to fight...
no weak heart shall prosper
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by pro moe » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:03 pm
and?
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by Koo Nass » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:08 pm
And then Bison punched himself in the face taking his wetsuit off.
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by pro moe » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:14 pm
so with this new hotline i have to freaking dislocate my shoulder to get out
and i still get dropped in on
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