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have you personally experienced localism against you?

Poll ended at Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:37 pm

No
7
50%
yes
7
50%
 
Total votes : 14

Would You Like to walk or swim????

Postby Tyedog » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:26 pm

[quote="fossilgrom"][quote="Tyedog"]Nicobar Island(s) are nowhere near Thailand. [/quote]

Actually they are quite close to Thailand.[/quote]
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Postby Tyedog » Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:28 pm

Close to thailand, like you live where you surf?????? Real close.but not close enough. Plaese excuse the drunken rambleing.
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Postby fossilgrom » Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:49 pm

I'm fluent in drunken rambling. You seem also be to. that's good. west of Thailand and Burma. I'm much closer.
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Postby thurgood jenkins » Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:33 pm

I think the locals witht he attitudes need to et their heads out of their a$$es I surfed three weeks mostly in socal and santacruz and almost every day was crowded and more crowded than we ever get up here. But I managed to get plenty of waves and the locals were as friendly as anywhere I've been, even at breaks in my surf guide where they were considered bad for localism, just have a smile, say hello, and don't drop in and you'll make friends in no time.
Localism is a no issue, people with bad attitudes are dicks plain and simple, if someone is a jerk outside of the water there is a good indication he's a jerk in the water too. Unfortunately surfers are regular people too and with the good you get the bad, and in Wilbur's case, the ugly. :wink:
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Postby Tyedog » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:11 pm

My FINAL word on "issues". Going surfing is like going to a big party. There is ALWAYS going to be some drunk nutbag that wants to fight you. If you know everyone at the party, than they will keep the $hitface in check. If you know noone, than they will egg him on and laugh while he proceeds to ruin your day. Or at least just watch and snap up the guys waves while he is busy. The bigger the party, the more pissed off drunks there are. The key is to know when to go find another party, where you know someone, or throw your own party. If you pull up and see every wave is being ridden and there are lots of people, then move on, kick rocks, beat it. Some spots can only handle about 4 or 5 people. Any more than that and it just aint the same. Im sure most of you dont care, but your probably the 50% on the poll that have been hassled.
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Postby Stiffler » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:13 pm

excellent, tyedog.
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Postby Koo Nass » Tue Jan 10, 2006 4:13 pm

I've never heard it put in such a clear analogy before. Is that party BYOB or is there a keg?
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Postby XBlueSilverX » Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:10 pm

i took a moment.. pondering koo nass' question and got real horny.
the BYOB patries tend to be sausage fests and the keggers tend to be full of hot bi@tches. thats when the woody interrupted my eye socket
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Postby Gazsurf » Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:51 pm

It must suck to be3" high!
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Postby redliner » Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:34 am

Xburntsilverx!
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Postby redliner » Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:10 pm

You smoke rocks and throw fits?

Take it easy, afturdburner.
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JACK OFF STEELE

Postby clint jones » Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:09 pm

Jack Steele is a faag. And he's a pygmy. He's no bigger than 5' 6", so he needs to spray his scared little crap.
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Postby TwinFinAnnie » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:16 pm

theres a lot of lamo's on this board, i think we can all agree on that. but the one person who most singlehandedly begs for sodomy has got to be you clint.
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Postby XBlueSilverX » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:15 pm

i'm starting to enjoy twin fin... sexually...
The problem with real life? There's no danger music..
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Postby Fish » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:14 pm

XBlueSilverX wrote:i'm starting to enjoy twin fin... sexually...


Hey! Watch cho mouth! I'm workin' dis side of da street mang!
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