Serious Voting time...

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Okay children...now is your chance to vote in something where your vote truly does count.

Pick one.

Comment if you wish, but just vote.

Obviously I am not feeling too apreciated lately.

So you guys decide.

Stay and let it ride?

Leave?

Or revert back to the "old" Wilbur?

This vote will run for a limited time...two days....so don't get shut out...

[wanty]

i say keep being a dickhead but make it funnier. sometimes its hard to tell if you're being serious. even if you are, i still cant take you seriously.

[Nasty]

Wilbur - I'm not gonna vote because I don't give a F@#K, and you've left before only to come back either as everyones buddy or on an A-hole Rage. I only suggest that you pick one Wilbur personality and stick with it. All this Bi-polar BS is tiring.

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

I like how the poll has only been up for 5 minutes and allready the vote is 6 to leave...

I bet at least three of those wish they could vote twice.

[Old Maw]

-self-im·por·tance (slfm-pôrtns)
n.
Excessively high regard for one's own importance or station; conceit.

-Tosscock

An ineffectual and annoying little git, usually full of self importance and short on penis

-self-important

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior


-chimportant

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

-Self fisting

To insert one's entire hand, (usually clenched), into one's rectal passage. Repetitive motion is then applied followed by a dose of Carex.

The last one may seem irrelevant, but may help the situation intensely.

Maw

[Johnny Rad]

johnny voted no. not cauz 'ee as a problem with you like, but jus to see if you 'ave the 'nads to achually abide by the kin poll like...

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

Wrong thread Maw.....the "self important" thread is over in Off Topic...

Johnny..I got the bolux....I just don't go showing everyone on the OSP like SMithers...

[intrepid]

Think before you vote!

Wilbur may try to forget the surf page, but will the surf page ever forget wilbur?

If we weren't serious when we voted for wilbur to leave does that mean that he doesn't have to be serious about leaving?

If I vote for wilbur to leave does that mean I'm going to hell?

Do I believe in hell?

Do I really care that much about any of this?

[holddown]

I like bipolbur, a single personality would be boring.

And we need all the a-holes we can get, right Betty?

[The Landlord]

Stay, go, whatever... who gives a shi+.

[gills]

You guys are so cool. So very hard core.

I hope one day I can be just like you.....

[The Betty]

And we need all the a-holes we can get, right Betty?

What, am I in charge of all the a-holes all the sudden? The hole queen? Hole master? Keeper of hole?

As far as wilbur......

over it.

[thurgood jenkins]

This thread is not worthy of a vote.

Come on Wilbur, this looks like a cry for help you're capable of much more impressive offences.

[Wilbur Kookmeyer]

you're capable of much more impressive offences.

No...I am afraid of heights.

[Stiffler]

I voted pre-LaGrande wilbur. Hes the only person that ever actively tried to get me in a fight in the line-up, and I appreciate it.

For what it's worth, i have never apologized for Wilburs instability.