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by Sparky » Thu May 03, 2007 3:35 pm
The Blonde wrote:Give her once....maybe two times of you taking advantage of that generous consideration before she wakes up alone feeling jealous and resentful. Then will begin her work of attempting to make you feel selfish and guilty every time you surf, whether it cuts in on your time with her or not.
Ask any of these guys who are married, just the way it works.
The wife never complains about my surfing, but I always ask her if she wants to tag along. Most of the time she says no go play with the guys but I always give her the option to come along.
Of course I have only been married to 1 woman for 22 years so I am kind of a beginner at this stuff.
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by intrepid » Thu May 03, 2007 3:40 pm
Well, I certainly hope that my fate isn't as bad as your's Ceedog. No one deserves that. (I'm sorry for you man)
Thanks for the words of wisdom. Rag on me if you'd like, but I'm going to assume that she'll continue to be understanding about surfing.
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by Doc » Thu May 03, 2007 6:29 pm
Just act like a complete grumpy prick anytime you don't get to go surfing...
When she asks what's wrong...say "Nothing"...but in the tone that means "Something"...
After a few more inquiries (and timing is key here) admit it's because you haven't been surfing in X number of days...doesn't matter how many
Kick or throw something...slam doors...generally be an @ss...refuse to do anything and sulk like a little baby...
Under no circumstances agree to do something else fun...a hike, bike ride, movie, whatever...
She'll ask you to go surfing in no time.
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by The Blonde » Thu May 03, 2007 6:37 pm
Thanks Doc, you basically just supported my ex-husbands entire argument of grounds for divorce.
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by Gazsurf » Thu May 03, 2007 6:50 pm
The Blonde wrote:Thanks Doc, you basically just supported my ex-husbands entire argument of grounds for divorce.
From his view of
your lack of surfing days or wasn't he getting enough?
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."
Texas Board of Education member McLeroy rejecting science over creationism.
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by Wilbur Kookmeyer » Thu May 03, 2007 6:53 pm
Ceedog wrote:Hey Intrepid, you already had a glimpse of Christmas future with me. Blonde's right. It's cool at first then you become some juvenile, selfish jerk just because you want to go surfing once a month. God Speed, Brother.
Ceedog wrote: I'M A SURFER!! THIS IS WHAT I DO!!!
Your electric car runs on coal. Think about it....
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by Foul Pete » Thu May 03, 2007 6:57 pm
i'm stoked that for the first time in a long time, i am getting stoked on other things besides surfing.
TOXIC POSITIVITY
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by The Blonde » Thu May 03, 2007 8:00 pm
Gazsurf wrote:The Blonde wrote:Thanks Doc, you basically just supported my ex-husbands entire argument of grounds for divorce.
From his view of
your lack of surfing days or wasn't he getting enough?
Getting enough what? He doesnt surf.
Curious, whats stoking you FP?
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by Gazsurf » Thu May 03, 2007 8:43 pm
never mind........
"I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts."
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by wanty » Thu May 03, 2007 9:01 pm
The Blonde wrote:
Curious, whats stoking you FP?
Fancy shoes, large vehicles, skate parks and organized sports i suspect.
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by The Blonde » Thu May 03, 2007 9:05 pm
Gazsurf wrote::roll: never mind........
Dont you roll those eyes at me young woman.
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by The Blonde » Fri May 04, 2007 1:12 pm
intrepid wrote:My girlfriend
intrepid wrote:The Blonde wrote:I just picked up a 3/4 ton 66 Chevy Fleetside, 302, 3speed....
Where are the Pictures? Without pictures it doesn't exist.
Works here as well.
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by intrepid » Fri May 04, 2007 4:35 pm
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by Temperance » Fri May 04, 2007 5:29 pm
Intrepid....How long do you want to HAVE that girlfriend? Posting that picture is almost as stupid as posting an actual nude picture of her!
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by The Blonde » Fri May 04, 2007 6:39 pm
intrepid wrote:
f@#K me I cant see it.
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