What stoketh thee...

by **Doc** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:29 pm

Just act like a complete grumpy prick anytime you don't get to go surfing...

When she asks what's wrong...say "Nothing"...but in the tone that means "Something"...

After a few more inquiries (and timing is key here) admit it's because you haven't been surfing in X number of days...doesn't matter how many

Kick or throw something...slam doors...generally be an @ss...refuse to do anything and sulk like a little baby...

Under no circumstances agree to do something else fun...a hike, bike ride, movie, whatever...

She'll ask you to go surfing in no time.

Doc

by **The Blonde** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:37 pm

Thanks Doc, you basically just supported my ex-husbands entire argument of grounds for divorce.

by **Gazsurf** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:50 pm

The Blonde wrote:Thanks Doc, you basically just supported my ex-husbands entire argument of grounds for divorce.

From his view of your lack of surfing days or wasn't he getting enough?

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:53 pm

Ceedog wrote:Hey Intrepid, you already had a glimpse of Christmas future with me. Blonde's right. It's cool at first then you become some juvenile, selfish jerk just because you want to go surfing once a month. God Speed, Brother.

Ceedog wrote: I'M A SURFER!! THIS IS WHAT I DO!!!

by **Foul Pete** » Thu May 03, 2007 6:57 pm

i'm stoked that for the first time in a long time, i am getting stoked on other things besides surfing.

by **The Blonde** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:00 pm

Gazsurf wrote:
The Blonde wrote:Thanks Doc, you basically just supported my ex-husbands entire argument of grounds for divorce.

From his view of your lack of surfing days or wasn't he getting enough?

Getting enough what? He doesnt surf.

Curious, whats stoking you FP?

by **Gazsurf** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:43 pm

never mind........

by **The Blonde** » Thu May 03, 2007 9:05 pm

Gazsurf wrote::roll: never mind........

Dont you roll those eyes at me young woman.

by **The Blonde** » Fri May 04, 2007 1:12 pm

intrepid wrote:My girlfriend

intrepid wrote:
The Blonde wrote:I just picked up a 3/4 ton 66 Chevy Fleetside, 302, 3speed....

Where are the Pictures? Without pictures it doesn't exist.

Works here as well.

by **intrepid** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:35 pm

by **Temperance** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:29 pm

Intrepid....How long do you want to HAVE that girlfriend? Posting that picture is almost as stupid as posting an actual nude picture of her!

by **The Blonde** » Fri May 04, 2007 6:39 pm

intrepid wrote:

f@#K me I cant see it.

by **Ceedog** » Sun May 06, 2007 11:29 pm

Saturday was a good example of what stokes me. Woke up ~5am in the water by 7, HH clean and fun. Posed for a while on the beach afterwards and home by noon. Finally got around to painting the quarterround for the hardwoods I put down last year. Must've smoked a dozen cigs while doing it. While blowing the downed limbs from the winter winds off the deck I saw the first hummingbird of the year. Fired up the grill and cooked up some bacon-wrapped shrimp and new york strip. Ate while watching the sun set over the coast range. What a nice day.

by **The Blonde** » Mon May 07, 2007 9:40 am

Nice day CC! I love this time of year, got my first couple hummers this weekend as well. Did you hang your sugar water?

My nasties are all sprouting and sunflowers, zuchs, cukes, beans and snap peas are chillen in the greenhouse. Stoked.

by **Jacob** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:12 pm

Stoked from a fist fight I was in a week ago.....especially, now that the pain has gone away.

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