Invade Canada?

by **Guest** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:04 pm

I.....I mean.... He got "Blame Canada" from his Canadian cousins bumper sticker. They have a great sense of humor and get the joke. Unlike most people on this board.

by **Doc** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:12 pm

I am enormously serious...please do not joke around anymore

Doc

by **Guest** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:13 pm

you are good people Doc.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:15 pm

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canadas fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f@#K myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo

Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

by **Guest** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:23 pm

PRESS RELEASE:

Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary

President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Chretien issued the following statement:

CANADIANS WILL HELP AMERICA WITH THE WAR ON TERRORISM!

WE HAVE PLEDGED:
- 2 BATTLE SHIPS,
- 600 GROUND TROOPS,
- 6 FIGHTER JETS.

AFTER THE AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE, THEY WILL END UP WITH:
- 2 CANOES,
- 6 MOUNTIES,
- AND A BUNCH OF FLYING SQUIRRELS

by **Guest** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:03 pm

Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:18 pm

The best thing to ever come out of Canada.....

Is it any wonder Canada is ranked #13 in the world for Nobel Prize Winners with a grand contribution of 10 winners against the US...who is #1 on the list with 270 winners.

by **pnut** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:08 pm

Sorry to burst your bubbles here boys, but Canada is far superior to the US in many ways. I won't go to the trouble of listing them here, but Canada is BIGGER than the US, if you know what I mean.

by **Trula** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:12 pm

Wilbur there is a reason I took French. Because then I know when they say they surrender.

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:27 pm

pnut wrote:Canada is far superior to the US in many ways. I won't go to the trouble of listing them here

Canadian for.....

pnut wrote:Yes I know us Canadians are inferior

pnut wrote: BIGGER than the US, if you know what I mean

Canadian for....

pnut wrote: I'm hung like a mouse...and it bothers me

by **pnut** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:32 pm

Actually, W K, I'm a red-blooded American girl

Canadian for....Hottie

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:25 pm

pnut wrote:Actually, W K, I'm a red-blooded American girl

Canadian for....Hottie

I should have seen that...ok.....my translation was off.....

pnut wrote:BIGGER than the US, if you know what I mean

Is actually Canadian for....

pnut wrote:They consume a lot of backbacon and beer.

Oh and pnutbusterparfait....once you go Canadian...we don't want you back...keep that in mind....

:wink:

by **pnut** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:28 pm

Now that's funny!

Ah, WK (Canadian for...again, I won't say), don't you worry, once you go Canadian...nothin' else compares!!!

by **Wilbur Kookmeyer** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:34 pm

pnut wrote:don't you worry, once you go Canadian...nothin' else compares!!!

Pretty disapointing eh? Too bad you had to go and get all tainted to find that out...oh well...that Canadian Bacon smell will eventually wash off.... :wink:

by **Trula** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:29 pm

Strange Brew was Cananda's best contributiong to the US ever.

Invade Canada?

Should the US invade Canada, thereby securing thier oild production for ourselves, forcing the Libs to move to Switzerland, and all the while securing the Stanely Cup as an American icon?

French

Brew

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