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Sparko & NMM

You both have good points.
Nmm I see how you wouldn't want anybody to carry your board.
My girl is the same way. You work so hard on proving your satis of becomeing a good surfer and not just another flopping kook. Only to have all the passers by think "what a kook" She can't even carry her own board to the beach. Although not Sparko's intentions I'm sure. I've met him and judging from his lack of hair he needs more help that just carrying a pretty girls board down the beach to get laid. Ha! (Just kidding Sparko)
I would have offered my services to help too.
I guess thats what makes this a good rant.
It's all about us taking things in our own way.
Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.

stiffler wrote:so do i still have to carry my own board, or what?

Stiffler, for wearing those grape smugglers you have to carry Sparky's board, too.

rveesurfdawg wrote:Sparko & NMM

You both have good points.
Nmm I see how you wouldn't want anybody to carry your board.
My girl is the same way. You work so hard on proving your satis of becomeing a good surfer and not just another flopping kook. Only to have all the passers by think "what a kook" She can't even carry her own board to the beach. Although not Sparko's intentions I'm sure. I've met him and judging from his lack of hair he needs more help that just carrying a pretty girls board down the beach to get laid. Ha! (Just kidding Sparko)
I would have offered my services to help too.
I guess thats what makes this a good rant.
It's all about us taking things in our own way.
Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.

Thanks Dawg.. I laughed so hard I spit my dinner onto my keyboard..

Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.

Yeah Dawg..no doubt...with all that sexual tension and everything.....

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:

Hopefully it wont be awkward the next time you surf with each other at the beach.

Yeah Dawg..no doubt...with all that sexual tension and everything.....

Hmmm I don't know about you NMM but I go not tension

How about you????

I get my 2200 to 2500 meters (pool) in every day.

No tension here.

nmm wrote:
No tension here.

Damn, wish I could say the same. On second thought, no I don't .

pssshhhh..... f@#K that! I don't mind a guy carrying my board down to the beach for me, especially at SS or some other break with a long walk. That way when I get to the beach I'm fresh and ready to outpaddle his tired out arms. Now if only I could find a guy that would carry my board, help me suit up, and give me a foot massage......

loli wrote: Now if only I could find a guy that would carry my board, help me suit up, and give me a foot massage......

You might want to start hunting in the "Landlady" thread...you mentioned you have housing in PC....good negotiation tool......

Hahaha ,.... hey Loli im free this weekend. :]

And I'll still out surf ya arse me lassie

Sexism is telling her to get out after sex. Chivalry is opening the front door for her as she leaves.

bahahahahaaaaaaaa

Wilbur Kookmeyer wrote:Sparkomatic1.5....The term "BANG" is a derogatory remark towards women, and is offensive.

I don't get it. Why is it offensive? If you say you banged some girl it kind of implies you don't really know what you're doing sexually, but I don't see it as offensive. Offensively bad sex maybe?

I swear the men in the Northwest are castrated, they all try to be so PC and act the modern day part, yet have no chivalry in their blood, walk around crying world peace and are to scared to stand up for the correct male chavenistic things, like women are for baby and taking care of the kids, it is just their place and a man's place is working to support them. it isn't that men are better just have different roles or jobs

oh of course in Oregon you are probably chasing after guys (that is homosexual to you) along with the wonderful mayor of san fransyphilus both of you guys are in the same boat.