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Postby nasty » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:30 pm

Nothing could piss me off today. It's been a real Bang Bang day!
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Postby holddown » Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:56 am

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Postby Doc » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:49 am

If it keeps people out of the water...it stokes me

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Postby Quagmeyer » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:51 am

I'm with Nasty today I'm sitting on top of the world.
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:45 am

Quagmeyer wrote:I'm with Nasty today I'm sitting on top of the world.


This kind of blatant homo-erotica is okay, but post a pic of a blonde's crotch and the bobsie twins want to strike?
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Postby tail first drop » Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:38 am

All of the posers who post here.
Surfing once in your life does not qualify you as a "surfer".
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:15 pm

Always been a fan of the "if you don't surf now, you never did" ideal.
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Postby nasty » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:25 pm

So Wil, based on that theorem...are you a surfer?
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Postby Wilbur Kookmeyer » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:30 pm

Still surfing. Just not lately.

But for what it is worth, based on the what passes for a surfer amidst the OSP crew, I seriously doubt I ever was one, or will ever aspire to be one.
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Postby smithgrind » Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:32 pm

Wilbur, I can hear it now. The "What Qualifies you as a Surfer?" thread...

I always like your perspective on this topic.
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Postby Ceedog » Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:17 pm

I guess being responsible or not inheriting a large trust fund prevents me from being a real surfer.

As far as being pissed off and posing goes, got static over the trip to CA, so I said ok, we go nowhere.
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Postby tail first drop » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:42 am

Its the biggest issue here, posers, guys who may have surfed this month, maybe not. Then, because they dont get to surf much, they get bent outta shape about those who have the nerve to not only surf but then post about it.
Then, the valley gets hotter than shite, so the posers are not only mad about others getting waves, now they are melting.
Crackerheads are here, they hate.
Look at eastside, he hates because he thinks anyone who doesnt like contests is a kook. WTF?
So the little crackerhead (who is Hawaiian BTW...lol) yells from his little street corner in Corvallis..."Kooks!"

Go take a trip to Cali? "Kook!"
Surf more than most here except maybe Gaz? "Kook!"
Ride a fish and not an lb? "Kook!"
Paddle out with dry hair and steal every wave that rolls through? "Kook!"
Ok, maybe the last one is a kook....
It boils down to just that though, who is surfing and who just shows up here at the osp because they found a place that will let them hang if they pose hard enough.
Like me.
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Postby nm » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:07 am

c'mon...all together now.....

...Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue....
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Postby Gazsurf » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:59 am

tail first drop wrote:Paddle out with dry hair and steal every wave that rolls through? "Kook!"


Paddling out with dry hair is the mark of a true professional!
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Postby Friend Of The Hawk » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:14 am

Or your a member of the hair club..... :shock:
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