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hahahaha!

that's the only long post of yours that i've ever read the whole thing

Its all true wilbur. What pisses me off is when i go through that whole process and get nothing in return! I mean come on, if a guy is going to go through all that sh*t, he deserves some good ol teabaggin shaggin action, right?

now i'm worried...this must be part of the exchange for those photos you're gonna post...remember...just pics of her...your shaved scrote post was more than enough detail ...i don't think anyone wants to see any actual pictures of...um...that...

That was way more in depth than I care to hear...

But thank you, I guess...

Now I know.

Doc

C'mon Doc...every guy over the age of 20 knows what I am talking about. Adn you...are over 20. Trust me.

Grocery stores.

Grocery stores piss me off.

I hate winco, and most have read that diatribe, and if not, just go into one...it will piss you off too.

then there is Fred Meyers.

You ever notice things are not grouped with like items in there? You want some canned beans? Well they sure are not next to the canned tomatoes. You know why? 'Cuz next to the canned tomatoes are the croutons that some other poor sap is looking for. You have to go oever to the automotive section to get your canned bean. They are right next to the napkins.

Freddy's does this to keep you in the store longer. To increase the chance of you impulse shopping.

Trader Joes is okay..but what the hell....why not take one of the 16 aisle of wine out and put in a little more selection?



Then there are Safeway and Albertson's.


Why do both these knobs have some crappy prefered buyers program? You know how many damn Safeway Club cards I have because I keep forgetting them at home?


you ever notice the first thing you smell when entering an Albertson's is the fish section? WTF? Haven't you people ever heard of bleach? Go to Freddy's...it's right in between the diapers and the chopsticks on aisle 3 of the garden center.

Thanks for posting the grocery store expose, I have finally stopped throwing up from your shaving expose........

I do know what you're talking about...

I just thought the first rule of shaving your scrote was...

You don't talk about shaving your scrote...

Or the hot lamps...

Or the man with the knife...

Doc

That reminds me wilb, I cant handle these middle aged overweight dudes at walmart walking around in their denim looney tunes jackets. its killin me! If you have one, get rid of it today please.

Three things Wanty:

1) I don;t ever go into walmart.
2) I don;t owna a damn thing with looney tunes on them.
3) I'm bigger than you.

Not being able to go on a fixie ride because of a chain saw accident pisses me off.

haha. that wasn't actually directed at you wilb but i get your message!

Cruising the OSP on pain killers.

My drink is empty.




NURSE!!!!

chain saw accident?

one of the mods needs to go change the 3k post label to "ballshaver"

Should I write up an essay on the shaving of the snatch?