Gotta say Hats off on this one!
I was wondering why this thread was important right up until I saw this picture,
and now alot of longstanding, unanswered very personal questions have been answered.
Brilliant epiphanies really. Now it all makes sense.
Let me explain for those of you that are not from here or just spend your winter someplace warm and dry.
When I'm not surfing I used to like a good game of vollyball, especially indoor in the winter, it's been a while
so last week when I went out to find some gear for a game I found my balls were all flat and moldy.
Pictured below is the Solution.
First lets look at the picure.
Clearly it is springtime on the Oregon coast, you can tell because the ocean in the background is something less that 22 feet at 8 seconds.
What you cannot see is that this bloke has come out on this bluebird day after a long wet winter spent mostly indoors trying to stay warm burning soggy driftwood and living off dwindling foodstamps.
Now pay attention because here is the helpful part of the process for you people not born and raised around here.
Also what you cannot see in the picture is that this fella is holding his breath and counting to 50, while at the same time flexing all of the muscles in his upper body. What this does is force air pressure downward to re-inflate the testicles (you can see he is about 3/4 inflated).
It might take a few tries but dont give up. Once you are re-inflated just scrub the mold off (and this is where I wish we had a few more photos) with a light bleach and water solution and a stiff brush.
Air dry for about 20 minutes and you are GOOD for about the next 6 months.
Hope this helps.
Spent wrote:Doc wrote:IBut what else do you do...
Mostly this:
